1: How long are you planning to stay? 2: Two weeks 1:Are you bringing in any fruit or vegetables? 1: Two weeks.   (Total Recall)

And in the morning, I'm making WAFFLES!   (Shrek)

[last lines] I never saw the Eckert Brothers again. In time, this war, like every other war, ended. But I never forgot and I come to this place often, when no one else does. _______ In the early days of World War 3, guerillas - mostly children - placed the names of their lost upon this rock. They fought here alone and gave up their lives, so that this nation should not perish from the earth   (Red Dawn)

Aren't you a little late for your Klan meeting, asshole?   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

Are we being punished?   (Children of a Lesser God)

You are wearing far too nuch lip and cheek enhancement!   (Coneheads)

Ever since that shithead hit me, I feel like my whole body is put together wrong   (Erin Brockovich)

I sometimes think you take a rather dim view of my future, my dear.   (Pride and Prejudice)

Have you ever heard of the golden rule? whoever has the gold makes the rules!   (Aladdin)

We got no money, we got no food, our pets' heads are faling off!!   (Dumb & Dumber)

The creepy thing about battle is you always feel alone.   (Big Red One, The)

If I'm a bitch, then yo mama's a bitch, bitch!   (Poetic Justice)

Take me for what I am. Who I was meant to be. And if you give a damn. Take me baby or Leave me!   (Rent)

Look! Why don't we cut the chit-chat A-hole!?   (Rock, The)

I am going to take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner. Then I am never going to call her again.   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

Let's kiss and make up.   (Funny Face)

get out of here you bastard or i'll burn you up i'll fry you   (Firestarter)

Honest men stay honest only as long as it pays. That's why I'm a thief and you're a liar.   (Posse)

I was 10 when the B29 came, our family lived underground for 3 days, when we came up the city was gone, then the heat brought rain... black rain,... you made the rain black, you shoved your values down our throats, we forgot who we were... you created Sato and thousands like him. I'm paying you back   (Black Rain)

welcome to the suck   (Jarhead)