Last time you cut off your beard, I think you sold the house, and we moved to Kentucky for a year.   (Timeline)

--Hungry, Pop? --Um, yeah.   (Folks!)

The bottom line is that Tommy Gunn beat a second-rate fighter with so much glass in his jaw, he shoulda been a chandelier!   (Rocky V)

I love my children, but they are not the only children in the world.   (Watch on the Rhine)

you never sell the nest-egg   (Lost in America)

You wear your mask too long you forget who you are beneath it.   (V for Vendetta)

Lavender's blue, dilly, dilly, lavender's green.   (So Dear to My Heart)

I would trade 30,000 coconuts and every ounce of your blood for a quart of gasoline!   (Superman Returns)

That's the second bullet I've stopped for you.   (Touch of Evil)

Is...Is this where you kill me?   (Step Up)

You beat Luis Armigo by two votes.   (Milagro Beanfield War, The)

Jon: And you can't cook Jane: I haven't cooked a day in my life   (Mr. & Mrs. Smith)

1/_ Via-con-dias! 2/ And a Via-con-diablos to you too!   (Demon Knight)

1/ You don't much like me, do ya Keithie? 2/ You bash people to make a name for yourself, you're a fuckin' idiot!!! 1/ *I'm* not the dumb cunt what's pissin' blood, Keith.... right? *I'm* the one who runs the division Keith, make no mistake about that.... right?   (Chopper)

My, you have lovely hair. You ever find any spiders in it?   (Longest Yard, The)

George! Tell 'em how you done before! About the rabbits, George!   (Of Mice and Men)

Morrie:What do you do when you fall off a horse Derek? *Derek thinks and is dumbfounded.* Morrie: You get back on. Derek: Sorry Morrie, I'm not a gymnast.   (Zoolander)

He's got a million dollar arm and a five cent head   (Bull Durham)

I gotta go introduce Mister thick dick to Mister urinal cake.   (Great Outdoors, The)

--Who's the woman in the painting she's looking at? --Oh, that's Carlotta. You'll find it in the catalog: 'Portrait of Carlotta.'   (Vertigo)