--Tell me, Senor, are you as bad as they say? --No man is as bad as they say, Senorita.   (Chuka)

You know I love you more than my luggage   (Steel Magnolias)

Semper Fi, Mac.   (Sands of Iwo Jima)

I've got bigger titis than you do!   (Austin Powers: Goldmember)

1) Oh, blast these wretched skirts! 2) Don't say 'blast' and 'wretch'! 1) Oh (2), don't be such a ninny-pinny!   (Little Women)

MOMMY THERE TAKING JOHNNY AWAY   (Custody of the Heart)

I hope my wire fightin' team is ready...   (Austin Powers: Goldmember)

May I come in?   (Man Called Sarge, A)

[singing] There was a boy, a very strange enchanted boy...   (Moulin Rouge!)

Every band writes a pussy song to find out who the faggots are!   (Stoned Age, The)

For future reference, right handed men don't hold it with their left... just one of those things... ~ Dr. Lamar   (Gattaca)

Here's my impression of life at big Bri's house. ~Son! ~Yeah Dad! ~How was your day? ~Swell!   (Breakfast Club, The)

You've got some nerve standing me up! Who do you think you are?! Frankie Valli or some kind of BIG SHOT?!   (Goodfellas)

what is that entoxicating scent youre wearing doris? I have cats. MEOW WA WA!   (Van Wilder)

Hey kids its me I guess you fought I was dead I just fell down and broke my leg and got a hemorage in my head haha   (Billy Madison)

derek - have u cum 2 tell me wot a bad ugoogaliser i am? matilda - ...? derek - dont tell me u dont no wot a ugoogaly is   (Zoolander)

-If they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot. -No, if we're drinking Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!   (Sideways)

We didn't choose this place. We didn't choose these people. They were invited!!!!   (Close Encounters of the Third Kind)

At first they were more interested in the map than us. It seems that Daffy, the guy who drew it, he was a founding father, he discovered this places and set up the community five years ago. Then about one year ago he starts to get depressed, six months later he leaves and that's the last they hear till we turn up.   (Beach, The)

LLLiikkkeee a Glooove!   (Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls
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