A) I don't drink. I feel it affects your decision-making. B) You may be right - I can't decide.   (Arthur)

Governor: Sheav, let's go get us a chocolate hotdog.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

Roscoe: What kind of mood are you in Boss? Boss Hogg: I am in a crawfish boiling mood.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

Oh God, every part of me is satisfied, even my teeth are relaxed.   (Loser)

My eyes have been opened, I can never go back.   (13 Conversations About One Thing)

1)I never thought I'd find an answer at the bottom of a pint glass. 2)Hasn't stopped you looking, has it?   (Prestige, The)

1. There's a snail in the desert? 2. Yea 'cuz the alien space ship dropped him off. 1. And he can talk? 2. Yea, because they gave him magical powers--Dude, you're focusing on the wrong part of the story!   (Joe Dirt)

They're a nation of anxious people, and they could do nothing individually, so they went mad en masse.   (Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence)

1.Eighty fie cent. 2.What? 1.Eighty fie cent!Eighty fie cent!   (Falling Down)

It can't be done...writing your name upside down and backwords without stopping.   (Topper)

If we fail to anticipate the unforeseen or expect the unexpected in a universe of infinite possibilities, we may find ourselves at the mercy of anyone or anything that cannot be programmed, categorized or easily referenced   (X Files, The)

that is the LAST TIME you ever put a knife in me.   (Royal Tenenbaums, The)

Is it possible to love someone all your life but not realize it intill something happens   (Win A Date with Tad Hamilton)

Susan: Don't even think about it. Johnny: Never do. (jumps of building) Flame on   (Fantastic Four)

JOHNNY: Hey Dally. Dallas: We're early. PONYBOY: What ya wanna do? DALLAS: Nothin' leagal man let's get outta here.   (Outsiders, The)

Do you believe in God? The question is, does God believe in me?   (Lolita)

Just ring the fuckin bell!   (Old School)

Good Afternoon Martha Spruce   (Creepshow 2)

Hey, Dipshit! Move it!   (Rain Man)

We're all out of Collins mix so I'm gonna make a run for the store   (Meet The Parents)