Even I may not get laid tonight, although that's highly unlikely.   (Class)

Everybody over to this side of the bus!!!   (Speed)

So, you guys do this a lot, mess around with classified military experiments?   (Forever Young)

I lost my package, a prisoner I was bringing back from Germany.   (Package, The)

i stake you with silver yet you do not turn to ash   (Blade: Trinity)

well polish my nuts, and serve me a milkshake   (American Wedding)

It didn't matter in the end how old they were, or that they were girls...but only that we had loved them   (Virgin Suicides)

What? What are you looking at me for? You're the one holding the grape. Look, she did it everyone, the lady with the grape!   (Drop Dead Fred)

Really? how'd they feel.. did you do the motor boat..brrrrrrrrbbbrrrrr. You ol' sailor you...   (Wedding Crashers)

You're a little late, pop. About 40 years.   (Late Show, The)

#1- Good morning, that's a clever shower schedule you've worked out. Conserves water too. #2- Look, Lt. Crandell was having trouble with the shower head. #1- It's your boat, sir.   (Operation Petticoat)

Marcus: If you don't sit your lanky ass down...bottom line? I will knock you the fuck out!   (Bad Boys)

Ain't much difference between kidnapping and marriage. You get snatched from your parents. But in marriage, nobody offers a reward.   (Bride Came C.O.D., The)

lick my plate you dog dick   (Texas Chain Saw Massacre, The)

Amy.   (Gunfight in Abilene)

1)What do you know about doing black folks' hair? 2)I'm not gonna screw it up, if that's what you mean.   (Beauty Shop)

A nonfiction novel.   (Capote)

A year in group therapy could cure your need to be a human being.   (Eye of the Cat)

**Garland Green sings** He's got the whole world in his hands.Ohh he's got the whole world in his hands,he's got the whole wide world in his hands.   (Con Air)

I hate the opera. Why do we have to go to the opera anyway? They don't even sing in English. At least they could sing in English.   (Death Wish 4: The Crackdown)