There's no crime of which he's incapable!   (Warlock)

Don't look at his wee wee.   (Clerks II)

I'm on my own and I've got a flat, a can of Mase and a subscrition to Variety, I'm all set.   (Beaches)

Wow, this really makes me important to the wedding   (American Wedding)

No more Mr. Nice Guy.   (Shocker)

Hey look they have the Monkeys. They had a huge influence on the Beatles   (Dumb & Dumber)

1)ali do you want a job in mp 2)no cuz there full of priks 3)am i a prick because i am in the mp 4) yes   (Ali G Indahouse)

forgiveness is more than saying sorry. to forgive is to devine, so lets have a glass of wine, and have make up sex till the end of time, time, time , time, TIME!   (Just Friends)

1. When are you planning on being married. 2. Morning. 1. Damn you Tristan! You will marry her. 2. And make an honest woman of her? 1. YES!!! Goddamn you to hell. 2. Yes, I will marry her. If she'll have me. 1. If she'll have you? Do you love her? Or did you seduce her just to spite me. 2. That's not what I did. 1. And what about Samuel? 2. What about Samuel? 1. You tell me about Samuel. 2. We all loved Samuel, Samuel is dead. WHAT?!?! 1. How convenient that is for you. 2. Because you love her, I will forgive you for that. Once, you say that again, and we are not brothers. ONCE. 1. Tristan, you know you can't make her happy. 2. Gonna try. 1. You will fail.   (Legends of the Fall)

--Kissing Troy Donahue is not acting. --Well, then, you should try it.   (Beyond the Sea)

I'm allergic to fabric softner. I'm majoring in comparative literature at Brown. I hate anchovies. And I think I'd miss you even if we'd never met.   (Wedding Date, The)

So you're the coolest guy at Shenanigans, thats like being the smartest kid with down syndrome   (Waiting)

1) I will now sell three copies of the 3 EP's by the Beta Band 2) Do it.   (High Fidelity)

oh TED is like a train doctor one look and he knows you guys are not local only if i had a zillon gallons of nair Candy don't freak out promise me you won't freak out Stop it your freaking me out!!!! you got a little alien houseguest lets see coughs Shit Valrie those are alines i told you   (Earth Girls Are Easy)

Yeah...That's Porter... he's shit-for-brains   (Payback)

Lightning: Well, like my momma used to say, you can put your boots in the oven, but that won't make 'em biscuits.   (Racing Stripes)

1/_Anybody here?.... Hey, Ol' Man, You home tonight?... Can you spare a minute cause it's about time we had a little talk. I know I'm a pretty evil fella. Killed people in the war and got drunk and chewed up municipal property and the like. I know I got no call to ask for much but even so, you gotta admit, you ain't dealt me no cards in a long time. It's beginning to look like you got things fixed so I can't never win out. Inside, outside, all them rules and regulations and bosses. You made me like I am. Just where am I supposed to fit in?.... Ol' Man, I gotta tell ya. I started out pretty strong and fast. But it's beginnin' to get to me. When does it end? What do ya got in mind for me? What do I do now?...... All right. All right...... On my knees, asking.... ( big pause) Yeah, that's what I thought. I guess I'm pretty tough to deal with, huh? A hard case. I guess I gotta find my own way. 2/_Luke? 1/_That's your answer ol' Man?.... I guess you're a hard case too   (Cool Hand Luke)

--I feel like everyone is staring at me. --With those legs, are you kidding?   (Some Like It Hot)

Making mud pies, 007?   (Diamonds Are Forever)

Kim Jong Il: You're breakin' my barls Hans Brigs!   (Team America: World Police)