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There are only two things in life I'm afraid of, hights and jumping from them.   (Muppet Christmas Carol, The)

This is that good processed turkey   (Rainmaker, The)

dont get lemon bill it dont suit u - spell it ya cunt - c u n t cunt! - i meant lemon soppy bolox   (Football Factory, The)

my brother wants to check out your rack god im begged my mom for a brother i bet he would look a litte ridiculous in that bikini wow thats your car yeah what can i say i drive hard it won't be hard to wash no don't worry i got all day i bet you do   (Bring it On)

Making mud pies, 007?   (Diamonds Are Forever)

When I was a little girl, my mama used to lock me in the attic when I was bad, which was pretty often. And I would- I would pretend I was a princess... trapped in a tower by a wicked queen. And then suddenly this knight... on a white horse with these colors flying would come charging up and draw his sword. And I would wave. And he would climb up the tower and rescue me. But never in all the time... that I had this dream did the knight say to me, 'Come on, baby, I'll put you up in a great condo.'   (Pretty Woman)

1/_ You didn't leave me...I can't believe it... you didn't leave me! 2/_ Didn't have anywhere else to be just then   (Speed)

We know all about you, Roper. We've traced you back to the day you were born. We even know the approximate hour that you're scheduled to die.   (House on 92nd Street, The)

Behold, King ******'s castle, and in yonder topmost tower, dreaming of her true love, the princess ******. But see the gracious whim of fate. Why, 'tis the self same peasant maid, who won the heart of our noble prince but yesterday. She is indeed most wondrous fair. Gold of sunshine in her hair, lips that shame the red, red rose. In ageless sleep she finds repose. The years roll by, but a hundred years to a steadfast heart are 'bout a day. And now, the gates of the dungeon part, and the prince is free to go his way. Off he rides on his noble steed... a valiant figure, straight and tall, to wake his love with love's first kiss, and prove that true love conquers all.   (Sleeping Beauty)

My study is concerned with the economic impact of narcotics.   (Spenser: Pale Kings and Princes)

...poverty stricken, sexually repressed football hooligans.   (Fish Called Wanda, A)

The only talent my son has is for cashing his allowance.   (Talented Mr. Ripley, The)

--What make you think she wants to marry you? --Oh, she doesn't. To be perfectly honest, she doesn't like me.   (Graduate, The)

Guess what Moon-Doggie, cute little earring, I'm gonna do everybody here a favor and kick your pretty little butt right now because you don't go messing around with other people's property.   (Airborne)

1. Do we have literocola? What's literocola? 2. IT'S FRENCH FOR GIVE ME SOME FUCKIN' COLA!   (Super Troopers)

(man gets shot & falls down hillside) Saxsby! Burt Saxsby!? Tell him he's fired!   (Diamonds Are Forever)

Woman 1: Fish for diiner last night? Woman 2: Harvey still smoking those cigars? Woman 3: Christ, did a cow shit in here?   (Kentucky Fried Movie, The)

how to speak san francisco   (BASEketball)

1/_Europe is ours. We can walk into Britain whenever we like 2/_Then what's stopping you?   (Battle of Britain)

Jeanne: Michelle just got dumped last night. Lana: Oh, how terrible. But you look so wonderful. Isn't everyone loving how Michelle looks!? Michelle: Well I havent eaten since we broke up... Lana Good for you! Write about it!   (How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days)