Gary: I may not know much in this crazy world, but I do know one thing...If you don't let us fuck this asshole, our dicks and pussies are going to be covered in shit.   (Team America: World Police)

Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place.   (Dazed and Confused)

Remember the convention speech? 'An America stronger than the one we were given. An America prouder than the one we found.'   (Dave)

Santiago is dead, and that is a tragedy. But he is dead because he had no honor, he is dead because he had no code, and God was watchin.   (Few Good Men, A)

You are in desperate need of Chanel.
  (Devil Wears Prada)

--What was it like out in Indian territory? --Lonely as hell.   (Tom Horn)

I'm a notorious reformer.   (American Splendor)

Where were you on February 22nd, 1960?   (Winter Kills)

being happy isn't about having everything in your life perfect. maybe it's about stringing together all the little things.   (Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, The)

if you're not willing to sound stupid you don't deserve to be in love   (Lot Like Love, A)

Hey, Where did you get those clothes at the toilet... store?   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

Dan Phantom: Ahhhh...you have such beautiful, warm, soft skin. It makes me feel very affectionate and happy. Aww...I love petting you on the cheek and smiling at you. Listen...I can hear your heart beating softly. Your heart beat is so soothing. Ahh...you are so sweet. Aww...I'm so very very happy. I love to stare at you with my glowing red eyes. You are very beautiful and lovely. I think that you are so pretty and beautiful. You look so pretty and adorable.   (Ghosts)

Time is a monster that cannot be reasoned with. It responds like a snail at our impatience and races like a gazelle when you can't catch your breath.   (Simon Birch)

The energy contained in this apple can destroy the world. And yet we cannot create one small apple.   (Cloak and Dagger)

The 70s and the 80s? I've looked into it. There's a gas shortage and A Flock of Seagulls. That's about it.   (Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me)

And the Druids are standing there saying - 'heave everyone heave! Well done everyone, you're doing very well! You're going to love it. I've seen some of the drawings...very special'   (Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill)

HONDO: 114 We are code 4 at Hollywood and Wilcox... 114 We are code 6 at Hollywood and Wilcox   (S.W.A.T.)

Of course, I don't know anything about gold mining.   (Support Your Local Sheriff!)

Next stop Citrus Grove, Florida.   (Summer Rental)

1/ Was your court at the trial of Visser constituted in any way like this, what rule did you shot him under??? 2/ Like this?? ... oh no sir, it was quite like this... no no sir, it wasn't quite so handsome...and as for rules... we didn't carry military manuals around with us... we were out on the veldt fighting the Boer the way he fought us.... I'll tell you what rule we applied sir, we applied Rule Three-OH-Three .... we caught them and we shot them under Rule Three-OH-Three!!!!   (Breaker Morant)