clerksii

My Sharona.   (Reality Bites)

Mmm...Son of a bitch is right...Tastes like a peach.   (True Romance)

Roscoe: What kind of mood are you in Boss? Boss Hogg: I am in a crawfish boiling mood.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

look Kenny, dead people usually don't take showers. .. and how many dead people do you kno?   (Sixth Man, The)

[on whether punk music started in England or America] Stevo: I don't know who started it and I don't give a fuck. The one thing I do know is that we did it harder, we did it faster, and we definitely did it with more love, baby. You can't take that away from us.   (SLC Punk!)

'No.' First thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a, that's a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser. I mean, whoa, daddy, stand back, man. Shit, I'm sittin' here driving, man, doin' all the driving, whole fuckin' way from Brainerd, drivin', tryin' to, you know, tryin' to chat, keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the road, and you can't say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation.   (Fargo)

1. You're a good liar. 2. Almost as good as you...there's no arrangement, is there? 1. No, there is, not that you'll benefit much from it.   (Titanic)

1)I'm going to do him left handed. 2) But you know what a hurry we're in. 1) It is the only way I can be satisfied. I use my right it's over too quickly. 2)Have it your way.   (Princess Bride, The)

This girl is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs   (Reality Bites)

Time is a monster that cannot be reasoned with. It responds like a snail at our impatience and races like a gazelle when you can't catch your breath.   (Simon Birch)

Dear diary, my teenage angst bullshit has a body count...   (Heathers)

This is me in character, pissed off because you're losing so much money. Oddly my character's feelings mirror my own.   (Casino Royale)

--I feel like Nick and Nora. --Who? --You know, The Thin Man. Phyllis Kirk and Peter Lawford.   (Late Show, The)

Why y'all look like you've seen a ghost? It's me, dear friends - alive and kicking!... Well, alive, anyway.... We may have lost the war, but heaven knows we haven't lost our sense of humour! No, not even when we've lost a lung, a spleen, a bladder, two legs, thirty-five feet of small intestine, and our ability to reproduce - all in the name of the South! - do we ever lose our sense of humour!!!   (Wild Wild West)

WHY YOU ASK WHY WHY DOES TH E PHONE ALWAYS RING   (Cat in the Hat, The)

...God knows what damage he's prepared to do!   (First Blood)

--You want strawberry pie or apple pie? --I want both!   (Radio)

1. You never liked me much. 2. You're Rob's lady. 1. Go on, say it! 2. You're Rob's lady. If...you'd been mine I never would have left you.   (Robin and Marian)

{MARISSA} Put it back! {STEPH} Not until you try it on.   (Maid in Manhattan)

Melvin: NATURE ITS ALL OVER ME   (Madagascar)