Kate: Other men have loved me, you know. Bill: I figured as much. Kate: And I've loved them too. Bill: That's only natural. Kate: And all of those men have gone out of my life. Why do you think that is? Bill: Because they weren't me. Kate: And who are you? Bill: I'm the man who's going to make you happy. Kate: That's very romantic. Bill: Be good to her and she'll be good to you. Kate: Are you sure you're not just trying to seduce me? Bill: It's you who has seduced me. Kate: We'll see.   (Simple Men)

Mr. Madison, what you just said was the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point during your rambling incoherent repsonse were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in here is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul...Billy, A simple no would have been just fine but ah thank you!   (Billy Madison)

you turned injun, dincha'?   (Dances with Wolves)

You've just inspired me to hire a D.J.   (Wedding Singer, The)

super, thanks for asking   (Dumb & Dumber)

Facts mean nothing to you. Evidence means nothing to you. All you can see is your own cockeyed hunches.   (Battle of the Bulge)

I'm not a strett-rat. & i don't have fleas   (Aladdin)

The criminals don't accept consequences. They kill somebody, somehow it's not their fault.   (Fallen)

These days if someone smokes they're either a psychopath or European.   (Thank You For Smoking)

--Don't you have a home, John? --Well, this is my home, you know that. --Retirement doesn't suit you, does it? --No, sir.   (Bobby)

You know the rules... keep your mouth shut and your legs open   (Once Were Warriors)

hey amber, y'get my shmokes?   (Drop Dead Gorgeous)

your gonna need a bigger boat than that   (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)

B: Nice Dissolve!   (Spaceballs)

Reportage means re-creating, not creating.   (Infamous)

fuck me... they cleared it.   (Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves)

Honderd piek! Honderd gulden? Nee honderd piek, anders geen foto.   (Flodder)

Is that an Aza poster? How hard did the guys at the frame store laugh when you broungt this in?   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

I was able to combine mathematical logic with romantic inconsistency.   (Torn Curtain)

Let's make love in a petting zoo!   (Bewitched)