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Why must there be an opening song?   (Step Lively)

Well, I believe in the soul, the look in her eyes, the curvature of her body, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, laughing can last for hours, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days!   (Bull Durham)

Michael: Wicked Witch of the West, Wicked Witch of the East. Which one was bad? Heather: Wicked Witch of the West was the bad one. Michael: Then we should go east.   (Blair Witch Project, The)

F*ck the Crips, eh, they die!   (Colors)

Benny: He makes nine. Yeah Yeah: Yeah yeah, so does my sister but i didn't bring her along!   (Sandlot, The)

1.)James I need you.2.)So does England.   (Spy Who Loved Me, The)

A) You dog, you! B) Yes, I am a bit of a dog.   (Mickey Blue Eyes)

can you smell it
  (Heavyweights)

No way I put that shite in my body (takes a shot of scotch) Its naught but fucking chemicals!   (Trainspotting)

He's the sort who can't know anyone intimately, least of all a woman. He doesn't know what a woman is. He wants you as a possession, something to look at, like a painting or an ivory box. Something to own and to display. He doesn't want you to be real, and to think and to live. He doesn't love you.   (Room With A View, A)

Not like the old time mobs, all muscle and no brains.   (Street With No Name, The)

Who's Zed? Zed's Dead honey.   (Pulp Fiction)

I don't know, all I ever wanted was to be like my father. Didn't your father die in the line of duty? Yes. Then don't worry in a few minutes, your going to be just like your father.   (Diamonds)

Actually, I have been to Pasadena before. I was stationed here during the war at an internment camp, just down the block.   (Rumor Has It...)

This isn't good cop, bad cop.   (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)

She really is quite beautiful when the light hits her just right. Of course, you can't depend on that light.   (Arthur)

Things are not fine.   (Dressed to Kill)

well...if u asked me..i think it stunk! (Cher) i believe that was ur designer imposter perfume!   (Clueless)

I don't know who you are but I'm gonna shave your face.   (Where the Heart Is)

usually im opposed to the slaughter of animals, but in John Tucker`s case.. ill make an acception.   (John Tucker Must Die)