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Thank you, sir, may I have another?   (House of Games)

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again? Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines! Don: Did you shoot any? Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that? Don: What kind of gun did you use? Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?   (Napoleon Dynamite)

At least we have a suspect.   (Twisted)

--You don't look like him. --Thanks.   (Some Came Running)

Don't be gay in God's house...   (Sweetest Thing, The)

Lt Kaffee:You and Dawson, you both live in the same dreamworld. It doesn't matter what I believe. It only matters what I can prove! So please, don't tell me what I know, or don't know; I know the LAW! Lt. Cdr. Galloway: You know nothing about the law. You're a used-car salesman, Daniel. You're an ambulance chaser with a rank. You're nothing. Live with that.   (Few Good Men, A)

[singing] There was a boy, a very strange enchanted boy...   (Moulin Rouge!)

1/_It was a saucer! 2/_A flying saucer?   (Plan 9 from Outer Space
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The Duce: The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far as is needed?   (Boondock Saints, The)

Thats not the moon its a space station   (Star Wars: Episode IV)

Dear God, whose name I do not know. Thank you for my life. I forgot. How big! Thank you. Thank you for my life.   (Joe Versus the Volcano)

--You hotwalked that dude all day. --I went to a good school.   (Heist)

I am calm! I am VERY FUCKING CALM!!!   (Identity)

Spooner: I think you murdered him because he was teaching you to simulate emotions, and things got out of control. Sonny: I did not murder him. Spooner: But emotions don't seem like a very useful simulation for a robot. Sonny: I did not murder him! Spooner: Hell, I don't want my toaster or my vacuum cleaner appearing emotional. Sonny: I DID NOT MURDER HIM! [hits table with fists, leaving two large indents] Spooner: See, that one's called anger. Ever simulate anger before?   (I, Robot)

Nick: Sarah Harding! Malcolm: How many Sarah's do you think are on this island?   (Lost World: Jurassic Park, The)

if your a bird im a bird   (Notebook, The)

You're the only family I got.... I got three beautiful kids, I love em, they're yours. Trish does my laundry, I live in your icebox, I live in your life!!!   (Lethal Weapon 3)

I have one more thing to say here to this committee. And that has to do with the Hercules. Now, I am supposed to be many things which are not complimentary. I am supposed to be capricious. I have been called a playboy. I?Äôve even been called an eccentric, but I do not believe I have the reputation of being a liar. Needless to say, the Hercules was a monumental undertaking. It is the largest plane ever built. It is over 5 stories tall with a wingspan longer than a football field. That?Äôs more than a city block. Now, I put the sweat of my life into this. I got my reputation all rolled up in it. I have stated several times that if the Hercules fails to fly I will leave this country and never come back. And I mean it. Now senator Brewster, you can subpoena me you can arrest me, you can even claim I?Äôve folded up and take a run-out powder, but, well, I?Äôve had just about enough of this nonsense. Good afternoon.   (Aviator, The)

Achilles: I'll tell you a secret. Something they don't teach you in your temple. The Gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.   (Troy)

I just want to wish you well, both of you. I want you to have a good life, be happy. Salute.   (Lords of Flatbush, The)