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God your a good friend and good friends are hard to find.   (Story of Us, The)

What are you afraid of?   (Toy Story)

1)you know how i know you're gay?
2) how? because you're gay and you know who other gay people are?   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

I mean, we gotta start looking at this Irish wake style.   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)

Investigating the I-5 murders.   (Freeway)

Baby, you couldn't find the button with both hands and a map.   (Mr. & Mrs. Smith)

I don't, i hate her, i'm glad she's dead   (Child of Mine)

We're looking for a body by now.   (Extreme Measures)

Hermione:he's more of a physical being. Harry: (Laughs) Hermione: Heh, I mean he doesn't talk much, he really just watches me study... It get's quite annoying actually! Harry and Hermione: (Laughs)   (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

i'm a girl   (How the Grinch Stole Christmas)

what a dirty, filthy mind you got   (Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The)

We voted last night and we unanimously voted Helen North Beardsley as our Mother - For life!   (Yours, Mine and Ours)

I respect women. I respect them so much that i just stay clear away from them.   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

I'm just 'crewman #6'. I'm expendable! I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is! I've gotta get outta here!   (Galaxy Quest)

do you know how lucky I am that someone normal wanted to marry me?   (That Old Feeling)

The lonely boulevard of shattered dreams.   (Stripteaser)

Men don't grow up, they just grow old.   (Divorce American Style)

this corn is special isn't it?   (Deliverance)

gardenhoser!   (Rookie of the Year)

You girls are in Dorm...C. That's a fun one. Yah.   (View from the Top, A)