(Live on Goodmornig America, Bob starts pulls out a paper bag and appears to start puking in it) Sorry. False alarm.   (What About Bob?)

1. Rich matrons pay well to be pleasured by the bravest of champions.
2. I knew your brother would send assassins; I didn't realize he would send his best.
1. Maximus, he does not know.
2. My family were burned and crucified while they were still alive!
1. I knew nothing-
2. DON'T LIE TO ME!
1. I wept for them.
2. As you wept for your father? As you wept for your father?
1. I have been living in a prison of fear since that day. To be unable to mourn your father for fear of your brother? To live each moment of each day in terror because your son is heir to the throne? Oh, I have wept.
2. My son was innocent!
1. So is mine! Must my son die, too, before you'll trust me?   (Gladiator)

You know why you have an ulcer? 'Cause you have two forms of expression: silence and rage.   (Midnight Run)

The man on the television at three a.m. says you gotta have goals.So I got out a sharpened number two lead pencil and wrote goals at the top of the sheet.....and I couldn't think of anything to save my ass.   (Stripteaser)

1)You have really kind eyes, you know that? 2) Thanks. Umm... your hat has sequins.   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

Now wa that civilized? No. Fun, but in no ways civilized   (Gremlins 2: The New Batch)

this chick is no paperwate so where's our next stop? There are no more stops Dean were going home Les sees his grandpa's car take off Oh i'm dead im so dead there gonna have to bury me twice   (License to Drive)

1/ You didn't slay the dragon??!! 2/ It's on my *TO_DO* list, now let's go!!!   (Shrek)

Can anyone tell me,where the fuck these guys are?   (Heat)

You slap a pair of tits on me and I'm a woman   (Analyze This)

Maaaan, yo haircut game is FUCKED! Girlfriend see dat, she gon shit on you!   (How High)

It's not bubblegum, you don't chew it!   (Dirty Love)

How am I not myself?   (I ♥ Huckabees)

Music is essential for parades.   (Silk Stockings)

It was a boy, did Justin already tell you...   (Constant Gardener, The)

He took a good look at what he accomplished, got rip-roaring drunk for ten days, thought seriously about setting it on fire, then finally put the house up for sale.   (Notebook, The)

cigarettes are a shield aginast meaningful interactions   (200 Cigarettes)

Well, they got one up there at the library in Chicago.   (Support Your Local Sheriff!)

I adore the Beatles. You know the Beatles?   (Krays, The)

Oh you sunk my battle shit.   (Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle)