cityslickers

Wanna see me feed a mouse to my snake? Yes.   (Almost Famous)

You dirty, filthy, perverted monster! You are the meanest, cruelest, most loathsome thing I've ever met!   (Carpetbaggers, The)

--What do you call it when you hate the woman you love? --A wife.   (How to Murder Your Wife)

Ducard: The path of a man who shares his hatred of evil, and wishes to serve true justice. The path of the League of Shadows. Bruce: You're vigilantes. Ducard: No, no, no. A vigilante is just a man lost in the scramble for his own gratification. He can be destroyed or locked up. But if you make yourself more than just a man... if you devote yourself to an ideal... and if they can't stop you... then you become something else entirely. Bruce: Which is? Ducard: A legend, Mr. Wayne.   (Batman Begins)

Well, I've never really killed anyone before, but that's what I'm shooting for. That's my ambition. I know it's a hard profession, and it's a competive field and getting tougher every year. You have to kill about 20 people now before you're taken seriously, But let's face it, what other options do I have? There's not a lot of opportunities up here for social mobility. I mean you can either become a hockey player or take up a life of crime. And I have weak ankles, so there you go.   (Roadkill)

Hey Midget, find my waldo. What waldo?   (Camp Nowhere)

He took a good look at what he accomplished, got rip-roaring drunk for ten days, thought seriously about setting it on fire, then finally put the house up for sale.   (Notebook, The)

if your a bird im a bird   (Notebook, The)

(JOE) Dr. Holmes, or whoever it is you are. We made a call. There's no Dr. Ben Holmes in New York City. Unless you're a veterinary brain surgeon. (BEN) Well, all God's creatures are welcome in my otfice.   (Forces of Nature)

Tulio: What is the object of this game, pray tell? Chel: You gotta knock the ball through the hoop. Tulio: What hoop? Chel: That hoop. (Points to a hoop that's mounted on a wall about twenty feet high) Tulio: That's impossible, we're gonna lose! Chel: The gods don't lose.   (Road to El Dorado, The)

Kidnapping is a federal offense.   (Harper)

--How did he get so fat? --Stock market, real estate, investments.   (Body Heat)

Vincent: 'What was in the case?' Sam: 'I don't remember.'   (Ronin)

Where the hell have you been?   (Single White Female)

Somethin' I've always been curious about, just 'tween us girls. What exactly did you say to Pai Mei to make him snatch out your eye? I called him a miserable old fool. Ooo, bad idea. Know what I did? I killed that miserable old fool.   (Kill Bill: Vol. 2)

1. Sir, if he isn't Army, this wouldn't be official. 2. Then it is unofficial.   (Basic)

This is the 18th level of the PerkiSystem. You'll all be doing this by Labor Day. All right, do it to it Lars!   (Heavyweights)

Time to pour the wine and cut the cheese!   (Hunchback of Notre Dame, The)

1/_This stinks. 2/_Don't say stinks, darling. If absolutely necessary, smells, but only if absolutely necessary.   (Philadelphia Story, The)

1/_Everytime you come near me, you embarrass and humiliate me... I mean, what do you want from me??! 2/_Sex   (My Favorite Year)