Ever since that shithead hit me, I feel like my whole body is put together wrong   (Erin Brockovich)

You'll be drinkin blood if I slap your face   (Beautiful Thing)

Jason: Who am I? Conklin: You're U.S. Government property. You're a malfunctioning $30 million weapon. You're a total goddamn catastrophe, and by God, if it kills me, you're going to tell me how this happened.   (Bourne Identity, The)

Luke I'm sorey.   (Anne of Green Gables: The Sequel)

Well then I'll get you constructive vagina surgery. Oh you can't even afford spaghetti!   (Knocked Up)

They replaced Darrin, and nobody noticed !!   (Bewitched)

1.What have you got behind your back? 2.It's a surprise. 1.Is it a dirtbike?

Reese Bobby: If you ain't first, you're last.   (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

Skip: I'm not going to bail you guys you of jail.   (Lords of Dogtown)

I wanted to be a lumberjack.   (And Now for Something Completely Different)

Oh the things I'm gonna do for my country!   (xXx)

1/_Feeling any pressure, Murph? 2/_Yeah, about 15 pounds per square inch at sea-level   (Blue Thunder)

--And I thought this man was a coward. --Coward, sir. From now on, every time I hear the name Plunkett, I'll stand to attention and salute.   (Fighting 69th, The)

Jabba, this is your last chance. Free us or die.   (Star Wars: Episode VI)

H: You see, Ram asked me out tonight, but he wants to double date with Kurt..... V: I don't know, *******, I kinda have this thing with **. H: Oh come on ********, put Billy the Kid on hold for one night?   (Heathers)

on behalf of the entire apache nation we accept this olive branch of peace   (Little Big League)

I have one more thing to say here to this committee. And that has to do with the Hercules. Now, I am supposed to be many things which are not complimentary. I am supposed to be capricious. I have been called a playboy. I?Äôve even been called an eccentric, but I do not believe I have the reputation of being a liar. Needless to say, the Hercules was a monumental undertaking. It is the largest plane ever built. It is over 5 stories tall with a wingspan longer than a football field. That?Äôs more than a city block. Now, I put the sweat of my life into this. I got my reputation all rolled up in it. I have stated several times that if the Hercules fails to fly I will leave this country and never come back. And I mean it. Now senator Brewster, you can subpoena me you can arrest me, you can even claim I?Äôve folded up and take a run-out powder, but, well, I?Äôve had just about enough of this nonsense. Good afternoon.   (Aviator, The)

Hey there Mr. Rainy day--I have a little surprise for you (pins wings on him) Cutie!   (Heavyweights)

And worry you should not. For my ally is the force. And a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us, and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the force around you. Between you and me, the rock, the tree, and yes, even the land and the ship.   (Star Wars: Episode V)

Just one time, surprise me and do what I say.   (Charley Varrick)