childrenofalesser

The French are building an atomic reactor in northern Iraq, complete with enriched uranium.   (Formula, The)

You know i get farty and bloated from a foamy latte!   (Zoolander)

You know, once Collin and I did something we thought would really be funny. He headed out front while I ran in and told my mom he had been hit by a car or something really bad like that. All I remember is my mom came running out of the house; She's like Trish what's wrong and...when I told her, I mean the look on her face....Even when Collin popped up to show her it was just a joke she just couldn't stop crying. She just held him close...clutched him, ya know? I was just a baby I didn't get it then but I get it now! 2.)Tell Me... 3.)Collin's Dead! And no matter how hard I try...He's not gonna pop up and show me that it's just a joke. 4.) I'm sorry... 5.)Han I need your help...I gotta put this thing together just as much as you do now.   (Romeo Must Die)

-Well, it could be worse. A woman could cut your penis off in the middle of the night and throw it out the window of a moving car. -There's always that.   (Fight Club)

Hostess: Do you have a reservation? Response from Man: Do I look like freaking Indian?   (Rocky Balboa)

1/_There's a monster in your chest, these guys hijacked your ship and they sold your cryo-tube to this... human, and he put an alien inside of you, it's a really nasty one, and in a few hours it's gunna burst it's way through your rib-cage and you're gunna die.... any questions? 2/_Who are you??! 1/_I'm the monster's mother   (Alien: Resurrection)

But you're ruining my reputation for being generous and gallant.   (Counterfeit Traitor, The)

Beyond the sea.   (Apollo 13)

Look?Ä?look at that?Ä? One?Ä?You?Äôve got Hurricane Grace moving north off the Atlantic Seaboard?Ä?.Huge ?Ä?.Getting Massive. Two?Ä?this low off of Sable Island ready to explode. Look at this?Ä? Three?Ä? A Fresh cold front swooping down from Canada. But the darn thing had caught a ride on the jet stream and is headed hell bent towards the Atlantic. Wait?Ä?Wait.. What if Hurricane Grace went smack into it?Ä?.add the scenario?Ä?this baby off of Sable Island scrounging for energy?Ä?would start feeding off of the cold front and Hurricane Grace. You could be a meteorologist all your life and never see something like this?Ä?.it would be a disaster of epic proportions?Ä?it would be The Perfect Storm.   (Perfect Storm, The)

Women are all alike.   (I Wake Up Screaming)

(ending scenes) 1. Hey, Syd, Mike says you ain't shit! 2. Now why would you spout off some crazy shit like that?   (Bad Boys II)

The man on the television at three a.m. says you gotta have goals.So I got out a sharpened number two lead pencil and wrote goals at the top of the sheet.....and I couldn't think of anything to save my ass.   (Stripteaser)

The human torch was denied a bank loan.   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

All it took was a whisper.   (Guilty by Suspicion)

(after Saphira & Eragon kill the group about to attack Murtagh) i guess we're even!   (Eragon)

[Tagline]___Hell wants him___ Heaven won't take him___Earth needs him   (Constantine)

i love michael jeffery parsons!   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)

It can't be done...writing your name upside down and backwords without stopping.   (Topper)

To understand the living, you got to commune with the dead.   (Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil)

as you wishhhh......   (Princess Bride, The)