you think thats all i do, im just a ditz with a credit card   (Clueless)

Just who's been laughing at who here?   (Horse Whisperer, The)

no one is laughing at you micheal you said you wanted a unversial remote to cotrol the unvirse yea but what controls my unverise?   (Click)

I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls.   (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)

[Son]: Mom, it's a jungle out there. (Mother glares at husband) [Husband]: What? I don't know where he gets that?   (Mr. Mom)

--You ever read this book? --Have I ever read that book? Not only does that insult my intelligence but it insults my ignorance.   (Avenging Angelo)

badges
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Wherever there's a fight so hungy people can eat, I'll be there.   (Grapes of Wrath, The)

A prophecy that misread could have been   (Star Wars: Episode III)

Luke: Are you guys police? Policeman: Campus police (Bo and Luke laugh at drive off)...Policeman: Mother of God.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

Now, lets send this prick to Val Halah!   (Stone Cold (Bosworth))

--I'm very good in reading what are in a person's eyes. --What do they say? --They say...you're sleepy.   (Gun Shy)

1/_Everytime you come near me, you embarrass and humiliate me... I mean, what do you want from me??! 2/_Sex   (My Favorite Year)

1) I want peace. 2) Piss on your peace.   (Lion in Winter, The)

1/_We have a saying, Captain.... *to the winners, comes the spoils* 2/_We also have a saying, Senator.... *Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining!!*   (Outlaw Josey Wales, The)

What did I do to you? Tell me. What did I do? I got a right to know.   (Man From Laramie, The)

Chisum's cattle is waiting.   (Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid)

Detective lessons tomorrow.   (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)

With a billion in gold shining at me, I feel reckless. I'll open...for a dime.   (Wrecking Crew, The)

YOU are different Shelby! There are limits to what you can do!   (Steel Magnolias)