1. Don't call me stupid. 2. No, calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!   (Fish Called Wanda, A)

Peachy T'Oliver Carnahan & Daniel Dravatt Esq   (Man Who Would Be King, The)

Stop! We are not through! And before you skidoo, we'd like to introduce our cast and crew.   (Skidoo)

A long time ago I made me a rule. I let people do what they want to do.   (Hondo)

Troy: What is that, like part of my lease agreement? Lelaina: It's either that or a credit check.   (Reality Bites)

-You must be the big dick, and the men on either side of you are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls, and there are little, mincy, faggot balls. -These are your last words, so make 'em a prayer. -Now dicks have drive and clarity of vision. They aren't clever. They smell pussy, and want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy, and brought your two little, mincy, faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But you've got your parties muttled up. No pussy here. Just a dose that will make you wish you born a woman. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got replica written down the side of your gun, and the fact that I've got Desert Eagle .50 written down the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinkin' along with your presence. Now, fuck off.   (Snatch)

Those of you from Western Pennsylvania probably know my father, Tony Perkis Senior, the Lighting fixture king   (Heavyweights)

Tape recorders??? The Japs will kill us on labor costs!!!   (Back to School)

Just Breathe   (Ever After)

It was the greatest magic trick I've ever seen.   (Prestige, The)

You're Norma Desmond. You used to be in silent pictures. You used to be big. I am big. It's the pictures that got small.   (Sunset Boulevard)

When you gotta go, you gotta go   (Jurassic Park)

Gretchen! Stop trying to make FETCH happen. It is NOT going to happen.   (Mean Girls)

Greg, that's an urn which holds the remains of Jack's mother   (Meet The Parents)

My Sharona.   (Reality Bites)

You have no idea what it's like to be me out here for you. It's an up at dawn pride swallowing siege, that i will never fully tell you about.   (Jerry Maguire)

I know its a cornball thing, but love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. If you dont start with that what are you going to end up with? I say fall Head over Heels. Find someone you can LOVE LIKE CRAZY and who'll love you the same way back. And how do you find him? forget your head and listen to your heart.   (Meet Joe Black)

Hey, Big Spender! Spend a little time with me.   (Sweet Charity)

1/ He ain't tyin' me up 2/ Then I'll have to kill you, Childs   (Thing, The)

Imbrue. To taint, to stain. The cancer of racism imbrues our national character. It taints the spirit. Stains the soul. It is a spot, A shameful greasy spot on the face of humanity. Imbrue. To taint, to stain.   (Lean on Me)