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Dreamer. Inspired by a true story.   (Dr)

Listen you sick fuck. You pathetic lonely walkie talkie freak show mother fucker. I dont have to do anything , ya know why? Because i have something more powerfull than your psychosis. Its called a volume knob and all i have to do to make you go away is turn it all the way to the left...god damn.   (Joy Ride)

Look, there's something else ... Seems she sold your daughter to a blackmarket adoption outfit for 6.000 dollars. There was even a receipt if you could imagine. That's how we tracked her.   (Shipping News, The)

(after shooting repair man in the head).......about soup time eh?   (Enemy at the Gates)

Adam: My daughter's inside. I don't want her exposed to any graphic violence, she gets enough from the media.   (6th Day, The)

[duff] where not gunna use real guns john ,WHERE NO GUNNA USE REAL GUNS   (Stealing Harvard)

Listen, you dirty old man, I know you're a lying thief and so do you but who'd know it to look at ya....get yourself out front fast!! You seen us ride through town about 5 minutes ago.... you do this right and I'll get you an old dog to kick!!!   (Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid)

I didn't know that saving lives was a god damned stunt!   (S.W.A.T.)

melanie: i guess we all have a little secrets now dont we bobby ray. bobby ray: yeah we sure do.... of course i read all about yours on the internet! melanie: what? bobby ray: oh yeah i know all about the cocks in your hen house! melanie: god! ( melanie hits bobby ray in a friendly way) bobby ray! you sure know how to make a girl blush!   (Sweet Home Alabama)

I wanna be the first motherfucker to find a new lifeform....and fuck it.   (Clerks II)

The only way to get out of this alive is to make 'em think we're all dead.   (Run Silent Run Deep)

Hold onto your butts.   (Jurassic Park)

He who controls the keys, controls the media. He who controls the media, controls people's minds.   (Invasion: Stanford 1991 A.D.)

Get away from her you BITCH!   (Aliens)

Ur mom is so stupid that she exercises wen she can just get lyposuction or something!   (White Chicks)

There she was just a-walkin' down the street, singin' Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do Snappin' her fingers and shufflin' her feet, singin' Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do She looked good (looked good), she looked fine (looked fine) She looked good, she looked fine and I nearly lost my mind Before I knew it she was walkin' next to me, singin' Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do Holdin' my hand just as natural as can be, singin' Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do We walked on (walked on) to my door (my door) We walked on to my door, then we kissed a little more Whoa-oh, I knew we was falling in love Yes I did, and so I told her all the things I'd been dreamin' of Now we're together nearly every single day, singin' Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do A-we're so happy and that's how we're gonna stay, singin' Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do Well I'm hers (I'm hers), she's mine (she's mine) I'm hers, she's mine, wedding bells are gonna chime Whoa-oh, I knew we was falling in love Yes I did, and so I told her all the things I'd been dreamin' of Now we're together nearly every single day, singin' Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do A-we're so happy and that's how we're gonna stay, singin' Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do Well I'm hers (I'm hers), she's mine (she's mine) I'm hers, she's mine, wedding bells are gonna chime Whoa-oh-oh-oh, oh yeah Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do, we'll sing it Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do, oh yeah, oh, oh yeah Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do   (My Girl)

Gretl: He seemed cross (refering to Herr Zeller)
Max: Everyone's cross these day, Darling.
Marta: Maybe the flag with the black spider makes people nervous!   (Sound of Music, The)

How come you ain't been scalped?   (Jeremiah Johnson)

-Ah, were you in the war? --Yes. And you? --No, I missed it by a year.   (Grand Prix)

1.You did land us on the rocks. 2.And you knew there were risks.   (Red Planet)