#1- Good morning, that's a clever shower schedule you've worked out. Conserves water too. #2- Look, Lt. Crandell was having trouble with the shower head. #1- It's your boat, sir.   (Operation Petticoat)

Radioactive car! Run for your life!   (Living It Up)

And for the next six months, it didn't get any better for George W. Bush.   (Fahrenheit 9/11)

Remain calm, your son has merely been stunned by a less than lethal weapon. right now 50,000 volts of electricity are being passed through your skeletal tissue. Your central nervous system has been incapacitated, you will remain motor vehicle functions momentarily   (Meet the Fockers)

Almo for the love of Allah.   (Kismat)

I don't want to get into this with you man....Why not?...Cause I'll kill you...It's real simple, I'll kill you and you're fucking parents will sue me, it'll be a big mess and I don't care enough about you to bother...   (Breakfast Club, The)

There's my hole Johnny. I gotta go!   (Seabiscuit)

Let's make some music.   (El Dorado)

What happen to the key? It fell out and the lights fell out and I cna't find it. Well Light you candle. I came in here befor the candles. All right, I'm going to put a match throuhg the key hole. You light, find the key and open the door olay? Okay. Okay you see the match? Yes. Got it? Uh-hu. We'll light it. I cna't. Why not? Mommy won't let me paly with matches. HELEN!   (Yours, Mine and Ours)

1. Hey, ladies, how you doin? (speaks halting Cantonese) Hey, come back, let's get some sushi! Hey, cutie, ah! (takes out CD and throws it out the car) 2. That was my CD! Don't you ever touch a Chinese man's CD! 1. Did you see the way those girls drove off? They was laughin at us! 2. Those girls drove off because of you. 1. All I did was invite them to have a drink. 2. You invited them to get naked, and sacrifice a small goat. 1. Which word was goat?   (Rush Hour 2)

I'm gonna be the mother of your child. I want a little respect!   (Fatal Attraction)

Brian: But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain Andrew: ...and an athlete... Allison:...and a basket case... Claire: ...and a princess... Bender: ...and a criminal...   (Breakfast Club, The)

The color guard's colored. Who made them the color guard.   (O Brother, Where Art Thou?)

jj   (Trading Places)

I told Marty I'd work on your turns with you, darlin', but I'm feelin' a little turned inside out myself today.   (Showgirls)

--It would break my heart if i had to put a bullet in your back. --It would make me sad also.   (Comancheros, The)

So let it be written. So let it be done.   (Ten Commandments, The)

The thing we fear the most is what has already happened to us.   (One Hour Photo)

Hi, Mr. My Left Foot!   (Flawless)

You're going down like a sweet muffin   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)