caddyshack

SMILE, it increases the face value.   (Steel Magnolias)

Lookin' for you.   (Steel Magnolias)

I find myself irritated when people come in here and parade all over the place. I have to keep exercising self-control to prevent from screaming at them to sit down, quiet down, stand still.   (Sunrise at Campobello)

Todd: What IS our Situation, DAD??!! Grandma: ...Your...a homo.   (Wedding Crashers)

1. Rule Number One: Never be too eager to rush your opponent. 2. Wanna play prison rules, frogman, huh? Wanna play prison rules? Ok, you got it.(fight resumes)All right, now you've unlocked the beast! 1. From this position, it's relatively easy to manipulate your opponent. And thus, we have the chicken wing. The arm bar, the crow bar, and my personal favorite...the pacifier!   (Pacifier, The)

Andy: There's something wrong with her underpants... Cal: Yea, they're not in my fucking mouth   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

Name's Pete Thompson, but, uh, everybody calls me Dead Meat.   (Hot Shots!)

(no sound)mother fucker,mother fucker.   (Black Hawk Down)

Stoney: I know we aint talkin about this shit no more Frankie: Well Im talkin, aint nobody gonna stop me talkin SToney: well talk is cheap.......nigga   (Set It Off)

I shall have to insist that you mind what you say. I am Isis. I am worshipped by millions who believe it. You are not to confuse what I am with the so-called divine origin which every Roman general seems to acquire together with his shield. It was, I think, Venus you chose to be descended from, wasn't it?   (Cleopatra)

Are you off your fucking meds or something?   (Bad Santa)

1)What do you know about doing black folks' hair? 2)I'm not gonna screw it up, if that's what you mean.   (Beauty Shop)

Halt! Who goes there?   (Fort Apache)

I have established a right of way though the center of od middleton's park, slap across it, sir, whithin a hundered years....   (Hound of the Baskervilles, The)

Jane: If you dont like them, just say so, we can return them. Jon: Alright, I dont like them. Jane: You'll get used to them.   (Mr. & Mrs. Smith)

1. If you pursue King Darius now, you'll lose your army. 2. And if we catch Darius, we GAIN an empire!   (Alexander)

--Where is the Eye of Horus? --Where is the Golden Scarab? --I asked you first!   (Tomb, The)

1)Smart, gentle, attractive young women. Just starting out in life. Embarking on careers, going to school, getting married they were killed. Kidnapped, tortured, and murdered. By a white male. About 30-years old. Who owns an albino dog. 2)A purebred German Shepherd. Breeders typically destroy albino pups, so this animal is truly unique.   (Cell, The)

You are an egomaniacal windbag.   (Lean on Me)

We have the Habeas Corpus Act and we respect it.   (Good Night, and Good Luck.)