1/ China is here, Mr Burton 2/ What does that mean? Huh? *China is here.* I don't even know what the hell that means!   (Big Trouble in Little China)

Lightning McQueen: Hey team where are ya going?
McQueen's Pit Crew: We quit Mr. One Man Show.   (Cars)

I have always valued my lifelessness.   (Return to Oz)

--I'll vouch for him! --Who'll vouch for you?   (Stage to Chino)

To understand how killer the dog was killed, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. See killer was born o a three legged bitch of a mother, and he was always ashamed of this. So then he was sold to this man, Tito Leevowitz, a small time gun-runner, and wrotwieler fight promoter. So he put killer into training, and the next thing you know, killer is good, he is DAMN good. But then, he had the fight of his life. They put him against his brother nibbles. And killer said No Man, I can't fight killer man, that's my brother man! But they made 'em fight anyway, and killer killed nibbles. So killer said that's it! And he started calling off all his fights, and smoking crack, and in a fit of rage, he collapsed, his heart no longer beating............Yeah   (Half Baked)

She tried to exorcise you? That was nice of her I guess.   (Saved!)

You know what? Just forget about the dress. We can tell everybody that Carmen's Puerto Rican. And it never occurred to you she might be built differently. Or that, unlike you or your daughter, she has an ass that the tailor didn't have enough bolts of material to cover.   (Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, The)

Brad, Um, god put that rock there for a purpose and I'm not so sure you should move it   (Goonies, The)

1/_How do you kill something that's already dead? 2/_Well, I don't know, how do I know? Let me think! 3/_It's not a bad question, Burt   (Return of the Living Dead, The)

1)Second date with Emily - red or blue? 2)Blue. Goes with his eyes. Kid's got killer eyes, not unlike yourself. Anyone ever told you that? 3)Yeah, my boyfriend. 2)Oh.   (Van Wilder)

Don't shoot, I'm an actor!   (Once Upon a Crime...)

For the love of donuts lets go!   (Extreme Days)

**Garland Green sings** He's got the whole world in his hands.Ohh he's got the whole world in his hands,he's got the whole wide world in his hands.   (Con Air)

If you treat a girl like dirt she'll stick to you like mud   (Slackers)

If you keep knocking on the Devil's door long enough, somebody's gonna answer you.   (Four Brothers)

You'll get your Nazi Iron-Cross now... VON Ryan!!!   (Von Ryans Express)

If you say anything I'll believe it.   (Out of Africa)

With Nixon in the White House, good health seemed to be in bad taste.   (California Suite)

The golden triangle.   (Primary Target)

mr finch-are you trying to seduce me?   (American Pie)