everybody loves a ----   (Chicago)

clorophil more like boraphil   (Billy Madison)

1)I think we need pondweed? 2)That's right!Pondweed gathered at midnight! How much?   (Worst Witch, The)

--You're quite a beautiful woman. --If you say so, darling.   (Mrs. Miniver)

--He broke his leg in the crash and was laid up for six months. --What happened to the other four and a half years?   (Move Over, Darling)

Del: Top of the morning officer, Is there something I can help you with? Officer: What the hell are you driving here? Del: We had a small fire last night...hee...heee. but we caught it in the nick of time. Officer: You have any idea how fast you were going? Del: Fondly enough I was just talking to my friend about that....our speedometer is melted....and as a result it's very hard to say with any degree of accuracy how fast we were going. Officer: 78 miles per hour. Del: Whew....78 huh? Well...yeah....I could buy that...sure I guess...you know...uhhh...you'd know better than us uuhhh....especially since we've got a melted speedometer. Officer: Do you feel this vehicle is safe for highway travel? Del: Yes I do....Yes I really do...I believe that....I know it's not pretty to look at....but It'll get you where you want to go. Officer: Now you have no outside mirror. Del: No we lost that. Officer: You have no functioning gauges. Del: No...not a one. However the radio still works...funny as that may seem...with all this mess the radio is the only thing really working good. Clear as a bell, don't ask me how. Officer: Can't let you go ahead in this vehicle. Del: Can't what? Officer: No...It's not fit for the road. The vehicle will be impounded until such time as it can be made worthy for state highway travel. Del: Okay officer...I admit it...I broke the law....and for that I'm really sorry....I am it'll never happen again. You got me there and I won't argue with you one ioda. I swear, however, if you impound our car I'll be unable to get our friend here home for Thankgiving dinner.   (Planes, Trains & Automobiles)

As soon as I stick this hot poker in my ass I'm going to chop my dick off.   (Terminator, The)

Any thug can kill. I need you to take your ego out of the equation.   (Casino Royale)

1/_I'll ask you once more: Are you coming with me? 2/_I would rather waltz naked through the fires of Hell.   (Without a Clue)

1)Where's Eddie? 2)Oh, you mean, prince-who-ate-my-triscuits-and-didn't-replace-them?   (Prince & Me, The)

we cant come to the phone cuz we're doin' it!   (Without A Paddle)

You had better pray to god there's some thorozine in that bag, or else you're in bad fucking trouble...   (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)

Born to Be Bad   (Twins)

[Tagline]__ Things fall down... people look up... and when it rains, it pours   (Magnolia)

And it will always be known, that YOU left your king in India!   (Alexander)

1. Do you think i'm afraid? 2. i think you've been afraid all your life.   (Gladiator)

en garde you over grown pocket watch!   (Beauty and the Beast)

--You cold? --Um, my feet are cold. --Yeah? --Yeah.   (Last Movie, The)

Thats not the moon its a space station   (Star Wars: Episode IV)

hi   (Where the Red Fern Grows)