hansel- Hey u guys derek and matilda are gonna be crashing here for a while cuz he was brainwashed to kill the president of micronesia- matilda- malaysia- hansel- right   (Zoolander)

I'm gonna stay here and do the job I came for. My pa did it the old way, and I'm gonna do it the new way.   (Destry Rides Again)

Phil:I can eat a box of cookies tonight. Can you do that? No. Because you're nothin' but a fart-faced kid.   (Kicking & Screaming)

1. When are you planning on being married. 2. Morning. 1. Damn you Tristan! You will marry her. 2. And make an honest woman of her? 1. YES!!! Goddamn you to hell. 2. Yes, I will marry her. If she'll have me. 1. If she'll have you? Do you love her? Or did you seduce her just to spite me. 2. That's not what I did. 1. And what about Samuel? 2. What about Samuel? 1. You tell me about Samuel. 2. We all loved Samuel, Samuel is dead. WHAT?!?! 1. How convenient that is for you. 2. Because you love her, I will forgive you for that. Once, you say that again, and we are not brothers. ONCE. 1. Tristan, you know you can't make her happy. 2. Gonna try. 1. You will fail.   (Legends of the Fall)

No, no girl Larry, you a stinker.
  (Score, The)

I fuck you where you breathe.   (Mean Streets)

The explosion eliminates the oxygen, which kills the fire.   (Hellfighters)

Med Bot: Physically she is in perfect health but for reasons we can't explain we are losing her. Obi-Wan:She's dieing?! Med Bot: We don't know why. She has simply lost the will to live. We must operate quickly if we are to save the babies. Obi-Wan: Babies? Med Bot: She is carrying twins.   (Star Wars: Episode III)

The Indians Win It! The Indians Win It! Oh My God, The Indians Win It!   (Major League)

He's a squid's dick.   (Summer Rental)

You tell him I'm coming!   (Limey, The)

The Table is set. The peices are moving.   (Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The)

That Micro mini pimp looks magically delishus   (Friday after Next)

Pillowpants is her pussy troll. Duh.   (Clerks II)

Faith: Hey Lily, i'mgoing to stay her with my family for a while Lily: When are you coming home (SILENCE) Lily's dad: Come on Lil   (Just in Time)

i just wanted you to know that last night was the most alive ive felt in a while...but i guess ill see you around. same bat time or whatever...   (D.E.B.S.)

It's still Japan, and the Japanese are still Japanese.   (Yakuza, The)

You play basketball my way. My way is hard.   (Glory Road)

Freedom isn't free! No, there's a heafty, fuckin' fee!   (Team America: World Police)

Kick him in the nards, wolfman doesn't have nards . . . WOLF MAN HAS NARDS!   (Monster Squad, The)