brucealmighty

I don't need the wine. You get me drunk.   (When Time Ran Out...)

Kinda makes me feel like riverdancing   (Boondock Saints, The)

I have foresworn myself. I have broken every law I have sworn to uphold, I have become what I beheld and I am content that I have done right!   (Untouchables, The)

sometimes people say things that they know arent totally true but they say them anyways because they want them to be true and maybe thats good enough.   (United States of Leland)

It's not as bad as the time in San Diego.   (Late Show, The)

Where's Beeks? Where in the hell is Beeks?   (Trading Places)

Rene: I have always taken you with a grain of salt. On your birthday, when you wanted me to do a striptease to the theme from Mighty Mouse, I did it. When you made me sleep underneath the bed after prom in case your mother burst in, I did it. When we were at my Grandmother's funeral, and you told everyone you could see her nipples through her burial gown, I let it slide. *WHIP* But if you think I'm going to suffer through any more of your shit with a smile, now that we're broken up; you're in for some serious fucking disappointment.   (Mallrats)

Husband? What was all that one in a million talk?   (Dumb & Dumber)

In a preparing your service I noticed you were previously wired across town at 1258 and a half Chestnut. Last week the billing was transfered to one (drill sounds) Robin Harris. Smells like heartbreak to me.   (Cable Guy, The)

I'll bet you have a lovely face under all that paint. Why don't you wipe it off some day and have a good look?   (Destry Rides Again)

A writer? What do you have to write about? You're not oppressed, you're not gay!   (Orange County)

I've had a few glasses of wine and it tends to make me a little emotional but I just want to say that I care about each and every one of you here at this table.   (Sling Blade)

I like Wisconsin.   (That Thing You Do!)

Don't you fall into the trap, Democrats are full of crap!   (My Fellow Americans)

Look, there's something else ... Seems she sold your daughter to a blackmarket adoption outfit for 6.000 dollars. There was even a receipt if you could imagine. That's how we tracked her.   (Shipping News, The)

1.Fuck you dad. 2.Fuck me?! 1.FUCK YOU! 2.Okay!   (Freddy Got Fingered)

Actually that was all just a test to see how you respond to crazy people, and you passed.   (Must Love Dogs)

Van-How old are you, Sally? Sally-Old enough to be jealous of that Gwen girl.   (Van Wilder)

1:My acting got my brother killed.I've had to live with that every day. 2:Gary, you can't blame yourself for what gorillas did.1:I think I can finally let it go because my acting saved the entire world.   (Team America: World Police)

--Do you want to step onto the terrace, Charles? --That's not a terace, Christy. That's a ledge!   (They All Laughed)