Let's forget for a moment that it's a rag -- it happens to be 12 sizes too large.   (Overboard)

1/_Will you do me a favour and clean the god-damned hair off the soap when you're in the shower.... gross 2/_Yes, of course... gross   (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)

Lets see how you do when your not fighting a cripple.   (Swing Kids)

We don't have a cow...We do have a bull though. I think I am going to go brush my teeth.   (Kingpin)

1)Smart, gentle, attractive young women. Just starting out in life. Embarking on careers, going to school, getting married they were killed. Kidnapped, tortured, and murdered. By a white male. About 30-years old. Who owns an albino dog. 2)A purebred German Shepherd. Breeders typically destroy albino pups, so this animal is truly unique.   (Cell, The)

Oh yes, there will be blood   (Saw II)

Hey lady what happend to your dog it looks like it has a flat!   (Whoopee Boys, The)

Stripes on a nigger?? Just like tits on a bull.   (Glory)

What has she got twisted old boy?   (Diary of a Mad Housewife)

--You sure you know how to use that thing? --I saw Gary Cooper in 'Sergeant York.'   (Thing From Another World, The)

First, I will save your soul. Then I will destroy you.   (Martin)

death you are my bitch lover!!   (Wedding Crashers)

I'm told that what we will hear at this end... will be a high, shrill sound. That will be the ambassador's phone... melting from the heat of the fireball. When we hear that sound... the ambassador will be dead.   (Fail-Safe)

Have small space aliens come and landed in your brain and told you to go to the zoo and to free all the kangaroos?   (Good Burger)

I call this one 'Wino and Roses.'   (Revenge of the Pink Panther)

Hector: I've seen this moment in my dreams....... I'll make a pact with you, with the gods as our witnesses, that the winner allow the loser a proper burial Achilles- There are no pacts between lions and men....now you know who you're fighting Hector- I thought it was you I was fighting yesterday, and I wish it had been you, but I gave the dead boy the honor he deserved Achilles- You gave him the honor of your sword You wont have eyes tonight, you wont have ears or a tounge; you will wander the underworld blind, deaf, and dumb.....and all the dead will know- That is Hector, the fool who thought he killed Achilles   (Troy)

Farber: Oh, mother-damn, Spoon, she just shot at you with her eyes closed! Spooner: Did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed? Calvin: Well it worked, didn't it? Spooner: I said aim, THEN FIRE!   (I, Robot)

It's fuckin' freezin' out there and I was a cesarian.   (Naked)

Nobody builds henges like that anymore. Nobody knows what the fuck a henge is.   (Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill)

The Gestapo would take away your Bloomingdale's charge card. You'd tell them everything.   (Annie Hall)