1. How many assholes we got on this ship? crowd raises their hands: YO!!! 1. Keep firing assholes!   (Spaceballs)

he promised her the moon but didn't deliver   (Blow)

I...I Quit *snaps finger* I Quit, I Quit I Quit....I Quit Mr. White.   (That Thing You Do!)

Leah: I'm off out with Jamie and Ste tonight. Gonna get me a dyke.   (Beautiful Thing)

Oh great, an abandoned psychiatric hospital! Now I can get Hepatitis!   (Accepted)

Some men will sell anything for a profit.   (Man From Laramie, The)

Oh god, I hope they bring back Elvis!   (Independence Day)

Richard Roma; Sheldon The Machine Levine; Dave Moss; George Aaronow   (Glengarry Glen Ross)

Death is the best kick of all. That's why they saved it for last.   (Blue Steel)

1- I'm looking for a planet described to me by an old friend. I trust him. But the system doesn't show up on the archive maps. 2- Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing... how embarrassing. Liam, the shades. An interesting puzzle. Gather, younglings, around the map reader. Clear your minds and find Obi-Wan's wayward planet, we will.
  (Star Wars: Episode II)

you get a program that records key strokes... cost like $2o bucks... very easy to use... get a password, check her email... you find out everything about her... thats how i found out about the puerto rican that stacy was running around with   (Break-Up, The)

We got what we wanted. We're about to collect.   (After Dark, My Sweet)

Brothers don't shake hands   (Tommy Boy)

Next time you come to my house to kill me, make sure I'm home first.   (Be Cool)

casino, texas holdem, holde, gambling, online casino, online gambling   (
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Black Dragon Society.   (G-Men vs. the Black Dragon)

If you don't like Big Red, F*** You!   (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

Rule #76: No excuses! Play like a champion!   (Wedding Crashers)

I don't need the wine. You get me drunk.   (When Time Ran Out...)

W: Say, man, you got a joint? M: No, not on me, man. W: It'd be a lot cooler if you did.   (Dazed and Confused)