The only promise that I will make is that if I'm elected I will immediately disband the student government so that nobody will ever have to sit through one of these stupid assemblys again!   (Election)

Two weeks! Two weeks!   (Total Recall)

Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.   (Godfather: Part II, The)

1/_Did you hear about the Irish girl who took *the pill* twice 2/_To be sure, to be sure   (Odd Angry Shot, The)

I would trade 30,000 coconuts and every ounce of your blood for a quart of gasoline!   (Superman Returns)

1/_[...shot in the leg] A bullet came out of the wall!! Why did the bullet come out of the wall?! 2/_To get to the other side?   (Paper, The)

It's like wookie man.   (Sorority Boys)

Okay, he either said, move to the back of the throat, or he wants a root beer float.   (Finding Nemo)

-Do you even know where we're going? -I know exactly where we're going...Kitana went this way...I can smell her perfume -I smell something...bull shit   (Mortal Kombat)

I don't need the wine. You get me drunk.   (When Time Ran Out...)

You all, listen to me! LISTEN! The other ships will still be looking to us, the Black Pearl, to lead, and what will they see? Frightened bilge rats aboard a derelict ship? No, they will see free men and freedom! And the enemy will see the flash of our cannons, and they will hear the ringing of our swords, and they will know what we can do! With the sweat of our brow and the strength of our backs and the courage in our hearts! Gentlemen, Hoist the Colors!   (
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he's not even my date and he get's me out of my pants   (John Tucker Must Die)

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary...........straight shot to the baby maker!!!   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

What happen to the key? It fell out and the lights fell out and I cna't find it. Well Light you candle. I came in here befor the candles. All right, I'm going to put a match throuhg the key hole. You light, find the key and open the door olay? Okay. Okay you see the match? Yes. Got it? Uh-hu. We'll light it. I cna't. Why not? Mommy won't let me paly with matches. HELEN!   (Yours, Mine and Ours)

But i wipe my own ass I wipe my own ass.   (Big Daddy)

Okay, okay it won't hapen again   (No Retreat, No Surrender)

You swung at me! ---Ya ducked?!?--- Because you swung at me!   (Clerks II)

We find a dead body in your office, we can't ignore it.   (Tony Rome)

Its a liger   (Napoleon Dynamite)

Lavender's blue, dilly, dilly, lavender's green.   (So Dear to My Heart)