She said future. Everyone says future!   (Bachelor, The)

1) Ira Kane, head of the science department, Glen Canyon Community College. 2) Harry Block, United States Geological Survey. 3) Wayne Grey. I took some chemistry in high school.   (Evolution)

The cheese is old and moldy   (Encino Man)

xxx, adult, sex, porno, porn   (
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Zinnia Wormwood: Look, Miss Snit, a girl does not get anywhere by acting intelligent! I mean, take a look at you and me. You chose books - I chose looks. I have a nice house, a wonderful husband... and you are slaving away teaching snot-nosed children their ABCs. You want Matilda to go to college? Ha, ha, ha ha... Harry Wormwood: College? I didn't go to college. I don't know anybody who did. Bunch of hippies and cesspool salesmen, ha ha ha ha... Miss Jennifer Jenny Honey: Don't sneer at educated people, Mr. Wormwood. If you became ill, heaven forbid, your doctor would be a college graduate. Harry Wormwood: Yeah... Miss Jennifer Jenny Honey: Or or say you were sued for selling a faulty car. The lawyer who defended you would have gone to college too. Harry Wormwood: What car? Sued by who? Who you been talking to? ..................................................................... Harry Wormwood: A book? What do you want a book for? Matilda Wormwood: To read. Harry Wormwood: To read? Why would you want to read when you got the television set sitting right in front of you? There's nothing you can get from a book that you cant get from a television faster. ..................................................................... Harry Wormwood: I'm smart you're dumb. I'm big; youre little. And there's nothing you can do about it. Agatha Trunchbull: I need a car, inexpensive but reliable. Can you service me? Harry Wormwood: In a manner of speaking, yes. Uh, welcome to Wormwood Motors. Harry Wormwood, owner, founder, whatever. Agatha Trunchbull: Agatha Trunchbull, principal, Crunchem Hall Elementary School. Harry Wormwood: Huh. Agatha Trunchbull: I warn you, sir, I want a tight car, because I run a tight ship. Harry Wormwood: Oh yeah, huh, well, uh... Agatha Trunchbull: My school is a model of discipline! Use the rod, beat the child, that's my motto. Harry Wormwood: Terrific motto Agatha Trunchbull: You have brats yourself? Harr   (Matilda)

We aim to compete with any city in size, but not in lawlessness!   (Dark Command)

Lloyd Christmas: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey? Lady at bus stop: Austria. Lloyd Christmas: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Ha. Ha. Ha. Let's put another shrimp on the barbie! Lady at bus stop: Let's not.   (Dumb & Dumber)

Too late! Had your chance! Muffed it!   (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang)

You don't get to touch me ever!   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)

Indeed I remember my first agent, Raymond Duck, the most dreadful little israelite, four floors up of the charing cross road and never a job at the top of them   (Withnail and I)

They made me a murderer...I'm through.   (You Only Live Once)

How much for the little girls   (Caddyshack)

I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinski. But I am wearing her underwear.   (Mafia!)

odiroferous, olflactagil, emancipations   (Major League II)

1/_I've never seen you in this mood before. 2/_I guess that's because I've never been in this mood before.   (Plan 9 from Outer Space
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Baby, you make me wish I had three hands.   (Total Recall)

Oh you sunk my battle shit.   (Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle)

First, I will save your soul. Then I will destroy you.   (Martin)

Ladies and gentlemen. The next contest is between... Big Goliath, The Macedonian Baby-Crusher, and Boris Miser.   (Life of Brian)

Fuck Fuck Fuck, mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck, noich noich noich, 1 2, 1 2 3 4, noich noich noich, smokin weed smokin weed, doin coke drinkin beers, drinkin beers beers beers. Rollin fatties smokin blunts, who smokes the blunts, we smoke the blunts, rollin blunts,smoke... Kids - Hey can I get a nickle bag.. Jay - 15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe. My jungle of love. Oye oye o. I think I want to know ya, know ya. yeah what? Kid- what the hell are u singing? Jay- You don't know Jungle Love? That shit is the mad notes- written by God herself and handed down to the greatest band in the world the motherfucking Time. Kid- You mean the guys in that Prince movie? Other Kid- Yeah Purple Rain. Kid- That shit was so gay-- fucking eighties style. Jay and Slient Bob look at each other.Then, grab the kid that said it and through him against the wall and Jay says Don't never say an unkind word about the time. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy and tubby here's my black manservant. What?   (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)