The Martians had no resistance to the bacteria in our atmosphere to which we have long since become immune. Once they had breathed our air, germs, which no longer affect us, began to kill them. The end came swiftly. All over the world, their machines began to stop and fall. After all that men could do had failed, the Martians were destroyed and humanity was saved by the littlest things, which God, in his wisdom, had put upon this Earth.   (War of the Worlds (Gene Barry))

Aside from being nice ornaments, a fellow can have a whole lot of harmless amusement with these toys.   (Destry Rides Again)

you'll never make the 6   (Planes, Trains & Automobiles)

She's probably stealing us blind! She probably has a closet full of Royalty property: blankets, booze, Kosher meals!   (View from the Top, A)

If that's Santa Claus, tell him we've already had it!   (Auntie Mame)

Wolf! Wolf! 2) Shut you morons!   (Babe)

1/ Do you think Gordon and Stella do it every night? 2/ Of course not!   (Local Hero)

The world you and Paul live in doesn't exist. Maybe it never did. Out there is the real world. And it's got real borders and real fences. And real trouble.   (Lonely Are the Brave)

(singing) O Back to school, back to school, to proove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight! O back to school, back to school, back...to...school. (Bus full of screaming kids speeds by)   (Billy Madison)

We are no longer the Knights who say Ni. We are now the Knights who say...Icky Icky Icky Pa-Kang Zoooop Boing Shoom Bowl Zhiv.   (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

--I'll vouch for him! --Who'll vouch for you?   (Stage to Chino)

1) There are you happy now? 2) I won't be happy until you leave town!   (Memento)

These tracks are side-by-side... Sand Poeple always travel in single file to hide their numbers   (Star Wars: Episode IV)

Fuck you bitch wog mother fucking asian currymuncher gay little fucker   (Looking for Alibrandi)

Wanda: Hey Hatchetface? you think he's got blueballs for the chick? Hatchetface: No way Wanda, she's a square, Crybaby dont dig squares! Pepper: No, she's a scrape - part square, part drape. I think she's pretty.   (Cry-Baby)

1/ I'm going to pay the money 2/ I'll convey your thoughts to the Minister 1/ Yes, I'll bet you will, delivered in beautiful measured Whitehall prose! 2/ I can't predict the consequences 1/ These are the consequences, we're living through them!!... tell him to stuff his subsidies!   (Juggernaut)

AAAHHHH...Kelly Clarkson   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

You should thank me. The car was rolling and I stopped it. You should than me!   (Lolita 2000)

Tell me something son... are you gettin any? It's ok you can tell me, are you gettin any? No? My god man! You're what? Fifteeen? You should be gettin that young stuff! The young stuff's the best stuff in the world. You see, right now they're jailbail you're jailbait. It's perfect! The day you hit eighteen, man, we're talking 3 to5!   (Little Miss Sunshine)

--I taught you. I'm your...what do you call it? --You're my taughter.   (Scarecrow)