--How did he get so fat? --Stock market, real estate, investments.   (Body Heat)

1.Where's Mrs. Clause? 2.Oh she got mad at me cause I fucked her sister   (Bad Santa)

I don't trust women. In fact, I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die   (How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days)

(1) Hey Matty,where's Wyatt? (2) Right behind you, Stillwell   (Tombstone)

Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.   (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)

(1)AAAAAAHHHHHH (1) What's Burning..? (2) Us (1) Shit... you're right! (1,2) AAAAAAHHHHHH!!   (Alien: Resurrection)

1/_I shoulda slapped your mouth the minute you opened it! 2/_So who stopped ya!?   (Warriors, The)

36 dicks?you mean i'm number 37?   (Clerks)

1/_Where ya goin', General?! 2/_Berlin!! I'm gunna personally shoot that paper-hangin' son-of-a-bitch!!!   (Patton)

Papa? Yes, son. Where are we? I don't know son.   (Mouse and His Child, The)

Your brother's an asshole, what an asshole. Look at his haircut. Anybody with a haircut like that has got to be an asshole.   (Weird Science)

I am the Hurricane, Denzel, Rubin, Malcolm and everything else...i am not a man   (Hurricane, The)

Tina, you fat lard.   (Napoleon Dynamite)

1 - My pumpkin's a duck!
2 - No, I'm a swan!   (Other Sister, The)

Excellent work, Mr. Brown. You've assisted in the capture of a dangerous fugitive.   (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)

I'm placing my thoughts elsewhere while you chatter away.   (Remains of the Day, The)

Tia:You were suppose to be here at ten,its not even nine yet. Uncle Buck:Who said anything about that?I just thought you would like to join us for some ice cream.Maybe your bug can join us.We can talk about burying the hatchet.You know what a hatchet is don't you bug? Bug:Like an ax? Buck:Yea, sort of.I like to keep mine with me in case..say a someone has been drinking and about to drive a loved one home.I like to know I have it. I've been known to keep mine sharp enough to circumsize a nat. Wait a minuite.....bug....nat? Is there some similarity there?I think there is. Do you understand what I'm talking about?I dont think you do. You want to see it? I'll be right back. (Buck walks back to the car raises the trunk pulls out the hatchet and waives it in the air)Here is is!come on up and look at it!Ok maybe later! Bug:I better go Tia:He's all talk.   (Uncle Buck)

I christen you liar, and your second name is swine.   (Blood and Sand)

Halt! Who goes there?   (Fort Apache)

1. Why did you want to play college hockey?! 2. Isnt it obvious?... For the girls   (Miracle)