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--Crawl slowly up the wall. --The way you say that makes me sound like vermin. --That shouldn't be much effort...I mean, crawling up the wall.   (Women, The)

guess what? ill be where im at!!   (All About the Benjamins)

Keep moving every few months. Stay out of Westernized countries for awhile. Don't carry too much cash on your body. Give incorrect information everywhere, and never use your real name.   (Zero Effect)

If it cost a cent to rent a tuxedo for an elephant, I couldn't rent a T-shirt for a flea.   (92 in the Shade)

Oh who told you that? your psychic partner? You're high...why don't you go outside and take a walk.   (Reality Bites)

He's a squid's dick.   (Summer Rental)

Eric Matthews: You junkie bitch!   (Saw III)

--Are you always this forward? --Only with wet, married women.   (Fletch)

Computers rule the world today.   (Superman III)

He called me a flat-foot... a beat cop of history, a dumb policeman who just does his job day after day.... of history   (Da Vinci Code, The)

The French are building an atomic reactor in northern Iraq, complete with enriched uranium.   (Formula, The)

Woman overboard, sir! And she's wearing an evening gown!   (Overboard)

Either you're crazy or you're out of your mind.   (Fiddler on the Roof)

A long time ago I made me a rule. I let people do what they want to do.   (Hondo)

Marlene: I live   (Demon Seed)

Oh, my, my, my my... Sitka must have something really big planned for you, yup, yup, yup. You're gonna get a whole new perspective on things! Oh, do you see in black and white, or color?   (Brother Bear)

Have small space aliens come and landed in your brain and told you to go to the zoo and to free all the kangaroos?   (Good Burger)

I killed Dave. I killed him and I threw him in the Mystic. But I killed the wrong man. That's what I've done..... I can't un-do it   (Mystic River)

Remember us. As simple an order as a king can give. Remember why we died. For he did not wish tribute, nor song, nor monuments, nor poems of war and valor. His wish was simple. "Remember us," he said to me. That was his hope. That should any free soul come across that place in all the countless centuries yet to come, may all our voices whisper from the ageless stones. Go tell the Spartians, passerby, that here by Spartian law we lie. And so my king died and my brothers died, barely a year ago. Long I pondered my king's cryptic talk of victory. Time has proven him wise. For from free Greek to free Greek the word was spread, that bold Leonitas and his 300, so far from home, lay down their lives. Not just for Sparta but for all Greece and the promise this country holds. Now, here on this ragged patch of earth called Platia, Zercsies' hoards face obliteration. AAAOOOHHH!!! Just there the barbarian huttles. Shear terror gripping tight their hearts with icy fingers. Knowing full well what merciless horrors they suffered at the swords and spears of 300. Yet they stare now across the plain at 10,000 Spartians commanding 30,000 free Greeks. AAOOHH!! AAAAOOOHHH!!! AAAAOOOHHH!!! AAAAOOOHHH!!! The enemy outnumber us approximatley 3 to 1.... good oods for any Greek. This day we rescue a world from mysticism and tryanny and usher in a future brighter than anything we can imagine. Give thanks men to Leonitas and the brave 300. To VICTORY!!!!   (300)

It was during the Great War that we first started mining moss. It was used for putting on soldiers' wounds, because it was ten times more absorbent than cotton wool. So when they were horribly wounded, it was our moss that soaked up their blood and guts and everything.   (My Life So Far)