1. Hello, would you like to look loke this? Because for a limited tme only, Glamour Shots by Deb are 50% off. 2. Hey Summer wanna play me?   (Napoleon Dynamite)

--I noticed that these men were wearing Battle of the Budge ribbons. --There were no ribbons for the Battle of the Budge. --Exactly. These men are imposters.   (Our Man Flint)

There is no room for error.   (Wedding Crashers)

Just don't go cryin to your mama when I spank you in front of all of these people White. Oh yeah, don't go cryin to your dad when I wipe it up with your face.   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)

I'd tell him I didn't metokill his wife. I'd tell him I was sorry.   (Orca)

let me set the scene for u, i got on camoflauge pants, camoflauge shirt, camoflauge hat,i got camoflauge paint on my face. she is in a yellow joggin suit, white tennis shoes, and she brought her purse. im here to kill a deer, shes here to take it shoppin!   (Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again)

We like to get fucked up and do fucked up shit, you know what I mean?   (House of 1000 Corpses)

But that was different. You didn't really love him, did you?   (All That Heaven Allows)

DOOOOCCCCCTTTTTTTOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRR LLLLLEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOO MMMMMMAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIINNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!   (What About Bob?)

Pyro(flicking his lighter): So, they say you're the bad guy. Magneto: Is that what they say? Pyro: That's a dorky lookin' helmet. What's it for? Magneto: This dorky lookin' helmet is the only thing that's going to protect me from the real bad guys. *Magneto snatchs Pyro's lighter* Magneto: ...What's your name? Pyro: John. Magneto: What's your real name John? *Pyro snatchs the flame from the lighter* Pyro: Pyro. Magneto: Quite a talent you have there Pyro. Pyro: I can only manipulate the fire, I can't create it. Magento: You are a god among insects, never let anyone tell you different. *Magneto hands Pyro back his lighter*   (X2)

Balthazar: Finger Lickin' Good   (Constantine)

One night driving a Mercedes, and you're already an asshole.   (Ice Harvest, The)

To the victor go the spoils.   (Ice Harvest, The)

i think i had him   (Wedding Crashers)

Holmes:_As a matter of fact, Insp. LaStrade, you can be of some help LaStrade: of course.... Holmes:_Hold my coat, it's hot in here   (Without a Clue)

Snitches get stitches.   (Dangerous Minds)

don't beat him, kick his ass!   (Poolhall Junkies)

you see mike i cant get down there, and when i do it gets stuck and when i come up, u get this shit...   (Bad Boys)

You just listen to the ol' Pork Chop Express here and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when the lightnin' crashin' and the thunders rollin' and the rains coming down in sheets thick as lead.... just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake.... yeah ol' Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm square in the eye and says gimme your best shot pal, I can take it!   (Big Trouble in Little China)

Welcome to the thunderdome bitch!   (Waiting)