Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!   (Christmas Story, A)

You hit daddy with a hairbrush   (Night of the Hunter, The)

I had Lamb Curry last night and i'm shitting out a Buick.   (Sweetest Thing, The)

Open my beef curtains.   (Welcome to Woop Woop)

--Is it three strikes, Doc? --You want it straight? --Yeah. --It's three strikes.   (Pride of the Yankees, The)

Don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up. Just don't do it, promise? OK, everybody take some rubbers.   (Mean Girls)

Nothing happens if you don't show up   (Calendar Girl)

--I heard you got in on the money end of this miserable business? --Yep.   (Mountain Men, The)

Elias: Hey Randall, one ring to rule them all! Randall: And you wonder why no chick will let you stick your cock in her. Elias: I never wondered that.   (Clerks II)

Listen you sick fuck. You pathetic lonely walkie talkie freak show mother fucker. I dont have to do anything , ya know why? Because i have something more powerfull than your psychosis. Its called a volume knob and all i have to do to make you go away is turn it all the way to the left...god damn.   (Joy Ride)

Jaleel White: Wolf how many times have I told you not to call me Urkel? My name is Jaleel White ok Urkel was a fictional character that I played when I was a child.   (Big Fat Liar)

Kim Jong Il: You're breakin' my barls Hans Brigs!   (Team America: World Police)

Gentlemen, at 2400 hours, President Dylan will sign off on the raid into North Korea.   (Murder at 1600)

No more Mr. Nice Guy.   (Shocker)

We're going to the White House.   (Rat Pack (HBO), The)

___ it's a common misconception   (Toy Story 2)

LOOK AT ME I`M GEOFF I LIKE COWS AND FAT GIRLS FUCK ME PLEASE, I HAVE A ZIT ON MY NOSE I NEED HELP SAVE ME NOW SAVE ME!!!!!!!!ITZ TAKING OVER   (Zodiac Killer, The)

You had me at blood and semen   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)

#1- The Marines at Gitmo are fanatical. #2- Fanatical about what? #1-About being Marines.   (Few Good Men, A)

I thought we were kindred spirits.   (Anne of Green Gables: The Sequel)