If you want something done, do it yourself. Yep!   (Fifth Element, The)

Some Rube Goldberg for catching monkeys.   (Hatari!)

Theresa: get this into one of your 2 heads...   (Looking for Mr. Goodbar)

Kate: Other men have loved me, you know. Bill: I figured as much. Kate: And I've loved them too. Bill: That's only natural. Kate: And all of those men have gone out of my life. Why do you think that is? Bill: Because they weren't me. Kate: And who are you? Bill: I'm the man who's going to make you happy. Kate: That's very romantic. Bill: Be good to her and she'll be good to you. Kate: Are you sure you're not just trying to seduce me? Bill: It's you who has seduced me. Kate: We'll see.   (Simple Men)

Bring Sally Up!!   (Gone in 60 Seconds)

Would you mind going out and crossing the boulevard when the lights are against you?   (Animal Crackers)

Good one.   (Pink Panther, The)

Czervik Construction Company?   (Caddyshack)

Shitzu! That's one you don't play around with that name do you? I doesn't come trippingly off the tongue. Stewardess can I take a Shitzu on my carry on or does it have to be stowed?   (Best in Show)

evil demons... wicked demons   (Pagemaster, The)

Baby, I think we associate with a very unstable group.   (Bikini Beach)

If I knew it was gonna be this type of party I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes   (Waiting)

Fuck you bitch wog mother fucking asian currymuncher gay little fucker   (Looking for Alibrandi)

i saw him....#2 saw who? emry   (Abandon)

Corky: So what are you saying? You don't have sex with men? Violet: I don't. Corky: Oh, for Christ's sake, Violet, I heard you. Thin walls, remember?   (Bound)

Remain calm, your son has merely been stunned by a less than lethal weapon. right now 50,000 volts of electricity are being passed through your skeletal tissue. Your central nervous system has been incapacitated, you will remain motor vehicle functions momentarily   (Meet the Fockers)

Excuse me is it 10am yet? No sir its 1pm. Yeah thats what i have too i was just hoping mine was a little fast   (Dumb & Dumber)

The choice was mine, and mine completely. I could have any prize that I desired. I could burn with the splendor of the brightest fire. Or else, or else I could choose time. Remember I was very young then. And a year was forever and a day. So what use could fifty, sixty, seventy be? I saw the lights, and I was on my way. And how I lived, how they shone. But how soon the lights were gone   (C.C. and Company)

I've had a few glasses of wine and it tends to make me a little emotional but I just want to say that I care about each and every one of you here at this table.   (Sling Blade)

I Drank A Lava Lamp, It Wasn't Lava.   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)