Listen to me... a horse that sweats in the morning; cream that sours overnight, you know the signs, we both know!   (Warlock)

do you have a unverisal remote? for what? for a tv no but we have one for a blanket you have a remote for a blanket look man im sorry i don't even work here im just wanting for my friends your kidding me? yea actually i don't have any friends would you be my friend?   (Click)

You're a little late, pop. About 40 years.   (Late Show, The)

Jeanne: Michelle just got dumped last night. Lana: Oh, how terrible. But you look so wonderful. Isn't everyone loving how Michelle looks!? Michelle: Well I havent eaten since we broke up... Lana Good for you! Write about it!   (How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days)

Richie: He just did that steroid free! Clark: What's steroids? Richie: Something that makes your 'pee-pee' smaller. Clark: Ohh... there must be steroids in macaroni!   (benchwarmers, the)

Will we ever understand thse Eastern races?   (Mask of Fu Manchu, The)

200,000 men and women develop Alzheimer's each year.   (Deep Blue Sea)

and the sea will grant each man new hope as sleep brings dreams of home   (Hunt for Red October, The)

Anne Marie: Hey, hows the surf lookin' out there? Jay Jay: Anne Marie? Your girl's a hottie, hook me up! Anne Marie:..haha, whats up Jay Jay!   (Blue Crush)

Those who will not live by the law shall die by the law!   (Ten Commandments, The)

It wouldn't be hospitable for me to leave town, now would it?   (Gunfight at the O.K. Corral)

#1 Oh my god - the sun! #2 What is it Simon? #1 A big fiery ball in the center of our solar system, but that's not important right now, we're headed straight towards it.   (Airplane II: The Sequel)

I used to have a family, and now I don't have a family.   (Dead Bang)

I hope you realize you've just committed assault.

I know, I know. Time was, you actually had to hit somebody.   (Big Trouble)

So tell me Curly, how do you know Ms. Cross?   (Rushmore)

1- Why did she have to die? Why couldn't I save her? I know I could have! 2- You're not all-powerful, Annie. 1- I should be! Someday I will be... I will be the most powerful Jedi ever! I promise you, I will even learn to stop people from dying.

  (Star Wars: Episode II)

Downtime is important. If I had to deal with all the fuckin' mouth breathers, I'd probly stick my head in the deep fryer....balls too.   (Clerks II)

Pit Stop!   (Cars)

hobbits bow aragorn my friends you bow to no one (kneels)arwen kneels and all the peoplr of gondor and the elves and rohirrim kneel   (Lord of the Rings, The)

Up yours, Nigger.   (Blazing Saddles)