And I want you all to check the back of it, all right, to make sure that there are no stray bits of punched-out paper called 'card-hole-aggregate-debris.' Or what the, uh, what the folks down at IBM like to call 'chads.'   (Bobby)

If i see something i haven't seen before I'll throw a rock at it. You're not throwing a rock at my john thomas.   (My Chauffeur)

JACK: Wanna honk the horn? GREG: Um....sure. JACK:....Only the captain gets to honk the horn.   (Meet the Fockers)

[Song]My words and my sperm...spewing forth my tragic germ   (Dead Man on Campus)

The only thing worse than thinking about dying is thinking you might have a chance to live.   (Somebody Has To Shoot The Picture)

the   (Batman & Robin)

--How did you find me? --I looked you up in the phone book, under 'Washout.'   (2 Days in the Valley)

1- Always two there are... no more...no less. A master and an apprentice. 2- But which one was destroyed, the master or the apprentice?
  (Star Wars: Episode I)

Tell me something son... are you gettin any? It's ok you can tell me, are you gettin any? No? My god man! You're what? Fifteeen? You should be gettin that young stuff! The young stuff's the best stuff in the world. You see, right now they're jailbail you're jailbait. It's perfect! The day you hit eighteen, man, we're talking 3 to5!   (Little Miss Sunshine)

I'll never let go.   (Titanic)

Listen...Among those pre-eminent in the field expected to attend are Hal Lipset and Harry Caul of San Francisco.   (Conversation, The)

Rune haako: STOP! Noooooo!   (Star Wars: Episode III)

you just got knocked the fuck out   (Friday)

We are here to turn you into industrious and honest citizens.   (Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner, The)

How many of you know the story or Icarus, the man who rolled the ball up the hill 'till finally he got so high up it melted in the heat of the sun. Youre all like Icarus!   (Heavyweights)

(repeating) If you bothered to get your head out of your ass long enough? Kiss my ass? You guys get more like me every day.   (Beverly Hills Cop II)

M-Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.   (Waterboy, The)

it tastes like yours only sweeter
  (Something to Talk About)

Violet: Gino doesn't speak much English, or at least he pretends not to.   (Bound)

Being royal requires you to sacrifice who you are for who you must be.   (Prince & Me, The)