Excuse me waitress, can I have a ssppoooooooooo... It's ok! Found one!   (Bruce Almighty)

Toula: He's family, sugar. Police Officer: Don't sugar me, cunt.   (Head On)

David: Can't this thing go any faster?
Julius: I'm going as fast as I can.
David: There's cars passing us.
Julius: I'm going fast - they're cutting me off.
David: What do you mean, cutting you off? They're going faster than we are!
Julius: No, I'm-
David: Okay, okay! I don't wanna argue, I don't wanna argue. Let's just get there. As quickly as possible.
Julius: What, you think we'll get to Washington and it won't be there anymore?
David: [looks at him]   (Independence Day)

I don't think you are a Porsche customer Mr. Fringer. I don't think you really want to buy a Porsche. Do you want to buy a Porsche? (Guy answers his own question). No man, I'm here to waste my time!!   (Miami Blues)

Mayday will provide you with a drink.   (View To A Kill, A)

1)Which one of the painted peacocks is our Mr. Bingley? 2)He's on the left and on the right is his sister. 1)And the person with the quizzical brow? 2)That's his good friend Mr. Darcy. 1)He looks miserable poor soul. 2)Miserable he may be but poor he most certainly is not. 1)Tell me. 2)10,000 a year and he owns half of Derbyshire. 1)The miserable half   (Pride & Prejudice)

Nobody steals from Brandt Ruger...and lives.   (Hunting Party, The)

Sheav: Why Katie Johnson, you sure filled out nice. Katie: Yeah Sheav, you filled out nice too.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

1. Ladies and gentelman, I thought I've seen it all but it appears that Peter La Fleur has blind folded himself. 2. Yeah he will not be able to see very well.   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)

[in the Statue of Liberty]
Scott: Storm, fry him!
Magneto: [sarcastically] Oh yes, a bolt of lightning into a copper conductor! And I thought you lived at a school.   (X-Men)

A regular Clarance Darrow.   (Meet the Fockers)

Fifty-five is fast enough to kill you, but slow enough to make you think you're safe.   (Gumball Rally, The)

Men who will not give up will be conquered.   (Vanishing, The)

1) You are thirty-six... 2) Shh! Father! I only admit to thirty-two! 1) You are thirty-six and YOU MUST HAVE A WIFE! 2) A wife? Uhh.   (Ideal Husband, An)

Lost so many good men out there.   (Wedding Crashers)

Pop aint feeling me. He still wants me to ride around with training wheels and shit.   (Romeo Must Die)

guilty but not responsible   (Contender, The)

Some day, and that day may never come, I may ask a service of you.   (Godfather: Part III, The)

You always have to be dead sure....dead sure or dead.   (Mechanic, The)

The Emperor has come back to see us, though I suspect he's really come back to see Elspeth.   (My Life So Far)