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Cop: Do you Know why I Pulled you over? Teenager: Ummmmm Cop:Littering Teenager:Oh oh yeah Cop: Littering and....Littering and... Cop and Teenager in Unison: Littering and LIttering and Cop: Littering and smoking the reefer   (Super Troopers)

Henry 'Rico' Fardan. Virginia Military Academy, Philippine Campaign, Cuba with Roosevelt's Rough Riders. Married a Mexican woman. No children. Wife deceased. Joined Pancho Villa as weapons expert and tactician...Left Villa's forces, June, 1915. A year of wildcatting and prospecting. Results: negative. Now demostrating automatic weapons. Salary: $40 a week.   (Professionals, The)

Adam: My daughter's inside. I don't want her exposed to any graphic violence, she gets enough from the media.   (6th Day, The)

Yankee soldier: Have you got a lame horse? Rebel picket: What would you be willing to trade for a lame horse? Yankee soldier: Would you take General Burnside? Rebel picket:(laughs)No, I guess I'll keep the horsehide.   (Gods and Generals)

Fuck off Henry!   (Cocktail)

You know how guys like me work. I'm a businessman. I get an assignment, I follow through. I make a delivery. I don't know to whom.   (Russian Roulette)

...that and a nice M.L.T., when the mutton is nice and lean. They're so perky, I love it.   (Princess Bride, The)

A toast, yeah? To high treason. That's what these men were committing when they signed the Declaration.   (National Treasure)

Past the point of no return No going back now Our passion play has now at last begun   (Phantom of the Opera, The)

Don't they ever stop migrating?   (Birds, The)

Did you do the motorboat? You did you sick bastared. Are they built for speed or comfort, speed or comfort?   (Wedding Crashers)

how much can you know about yourself if you have never been in a fight?   (Fight Club)

sherbert   (Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery)

Please understand. The Three Laws are all that guide me.   (I, Robot)

1/You're now a member of the Warusha tribe 2/ And they've given you a name... Mother of Elephants... Mama Tembo, you're supposed to dance with them   (Hatari!)

Don't mind Ms. Sweet Tooth, she's all sugared up.   (Pecker)

I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they're great... and they are, they are terrific. But pretty soon, a woobie isn't enough. You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, or maybe a quilt. And the next thing you know, you're strung out on bedspreads Ken. That's serious.
  (Mr. Mom)

You've broken my bird!   (Start the Revolution Without Me)

Who wants to be a general? Binkly? I'd rather be a civillian, sir.   (Dirty Dozen, The)

Frank: Fuck you, you fucking fuck.   (Blue Velvet)