blazingsaddles

You say somebody's guilty, everybody believes you. You say he's innocent, nobody cares.   (Absence of Malice)

Maybe if I had the luxury of getting my ass wipped, I could be calm right now, but I have been drinking tequila shots, my hormones are racing, I'm emotional, I'm horny, and I don't want to hear about no godd*mn peas. F*ck you, goodnight.   (Best Man, The)

Magnetic boots....on!   (Event Horizon)

you're just part of everything that's happening tonight and its all bad...just go back to where ever it is you came from..   (Warriors, The)

Mr. Wonka, I am a teacher of Geography   (Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory)

Lenny: (crying)It's all my fault... kinda. Not really, but still.   (Shark Tale)

Revenge is not hard to fathom for a man who believes in nothing.   (World Is Not Enough, The)

**Garland Green sings** He's got the whole world in his hands.Ohh he's got the whole world in his hands,he's got the whole wide world in his hands.   (Con Air)

No, not without incident.   (Equilibrium)

I know those guns...   (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)

A family's like a gun. You point it in the wrong direction, you're gonna kill somebody.   (Trust)

Hitch: (pointing to himself)Michaelangelo, (pointing to Albert) Sistine Chapel. Albert: You're saying you can do this? Hitch: My name is Alex Hitchins. Let's go paint that ceiling!   (Hitch)

What a joke.Training man animal to mine.   (Battlefield Earth)

1)Do you have certain questions that you ask? 2)No. I just go by the seat of my pants. 1)Well how am I doing? 2)I'm about to slide off my chair.   (Nuts)

That man was safe!   (Mr. 3000)

^^ Thats utter bullshit. I just watched the film not 5 minutes ago and MovieFreak's quotes are correct so quite lying like the bullshitter you are.   (Underworld)

Drucker: We won't have to lose our Mozarts. We won't have to lose our Martin Luther Kings. We will have finally conquered death.   (6th Day, The)

All I need is a cool buzz, tasty waves and I'm fine.   (Fast Times at Ridgemont High)

Could it fly?   (Rodan)

You think you're going to create a T-shirt company? You can't even dress yourself!   (Orange County)