Jade, I'm not an evil man.   (Rock, The)

I's gonna teach you a lesson by bonin' you.   (Ali G Indahouse)

Stoney: I know we aint talkin about this shit no more Frankie: Well Im talkin, aint nobody gonna stop me talkin SToney: well talk is cheap.......nigga   (Set It Off)

1)Who is this? 2)Napoleon Dynamite 3)Your name is Napoleon?   (Napoleon Dynamite)

dfdfdf   (10 Things I Hate About You)

You're like the drunken abusive grandfather I never had.   (Cabin Boy)

Try that again and I'll be kickin' yer furry, brown bahooky!   (Open Season)

1/_It's a core sample... for mining... they drill a hole, take the sample out, send it to the lab, see what they got. 2/_Core samples of what? 1/_How the hell should I know, Luke?... Am I wearing a white coat here?... I cut bait and blow shit up for a living   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

What the FUCK has that got to do with anything??   (Snakes on a Plane)

*Knock at door* Stephanie: Frank, IS that you, I'm Warning you I;m Armed and Dangerous! *Door opens* J5: Disguise, cammoflauge, hide, no dissasemble! Ooh Stephanie chang color, Pretty, Nice soft ware!   (Short Circuit)

--I heard you were riding shotgun for the Overland Stage. --I was. My doctor told me to quit, for my health. --Why? --Too much lead in the air.   (Return of the Seven)

1. When are you planning on being married. 2. Morning. 1. Damn you Tristan! You will marry her. 2. And make an honest woman of her? 1. YES!!! Goddamn you to hell. 2. Yes, I will marry her. If she'll have me. 1. If she'll have you? Do you love her? Or did you seduce her just to spite me. 2. That's not what I did. 1. And what about Samuel? 2. What about Samuel? 1. You tell me about Samuel. 2. We all loved Samuel, Samuel is dead. WHAT?!?! 1. How convenient that is for you. 2. Because you love her, I will forgive you for that. Once, you say that again, and we are not brothers. ONCE. 1. Tristan, you know you can't make her happy. 2. Gonna try. 1. You will fail.   (Legends of the Fall)

I feel really stupid asking this, but how do you get all that ice into that little hole?   (Million Dollar Baby)

Let's forget for a moment that it's a rag -- it happens to be 12 sizes too large.   (Overboard)

So, what ya got here, Brenda, is a guy who's been creeping around since at least 1700, pretending to croak every once-and-a-while, leaving all his goods to kids who've been corpses for years, and assuming their identities.   (Highlander)

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?   (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

He was not innocent. He would've hurt somebody. He saved that girl's life. It could've been the other way around, couldn't it? What about....what about Mr. Hocker? Well....what about Harliss? Well, that was an accident... An accident!?!?!? An accident? I'm telling you what they said. And you believe that? Well, what else? He was working, grindin' brush all day. In the barn? In the middle of the night? He was drinking. They found a bottle out there. The judge ruled it an accident. As far as I'm concerned, that, uh, that finishes it. Yeah, well they don't know everything, Mr. Hazelrigg. They don't know about that scarecrow... (Chuckles) Scarecrow...There wasn't any scarecrow, I looked. There wasn't anything out there. There was last night. Otis, Harliss was right. We're in trouble. Somebody knows. Not yet. But they will, if you don't drop it. You said it was Sam Willock, well it don't look like that now! Because it was an accident! Now don't try to make it something that it isn't!! Then, who turned the machine off? What? You said the machine was off when they found him. (slight pause) Ran out of gas... How do you know?   (Dark Night Of The Scarecrow)

See, that's the problem. Somewhere between thirty seconds and all night is your problem.   (When Harry Met Sally...)

Jane: In 12 years he'll be 11 and a half Steve: That was always my favorite age   (Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The)

AAAHHHH...Kelly Clarkson   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)