Hello? Les answers phone Hi is Les in please? Les Yea this is Les Mercedes talks back Hi this is Mercedes Les is shocked that she called Merceds says Do you remember me? Les respondes back yes i remember you hi how are you? Merceds quotes actually im a litte lonely she says i thouhgt we had a date and i figured i'd call you since you have'nt called me Les respondes yea well i was out all day i was uh deep sea fishing Mercedes says so you have'nt forgot about tonight? Les says tonight no Merceds says Great so you can pick me up in 20 minutes ??? Les says hang on he rushes over by his parents room and looks back and says An innocent girl a harmless driver what could possibly go wrong? Les gets back on the phone and says Mercedes i'll be there in a half an hour   (License to Drive)

MIKES WIFE: Mike played for 14 different clubs in 9 positions including goalie...   (Mike Bassett: England Manager)

1: See ya later, dick... 2: It's Nick. 1: Oh yea, yea... NICK...   (Cool as Ice)

Is your head up your ass for the warmth?   (Tremors 3: Back to Perfection)

Serge :We are still married in the eyes of God Josephine: Then God is blind   (Chocolat)

Forget it. I didn't do it for you. His voice gets on my nerves.

Can I have some more petite marshmallows in my hot cocoa?   (Running Scared)

Bitch!   (Wild Bunch, The)

Slingshot: engaged.   (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

You're adopted and your parents don't even love you!   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)

So, what's the point?   (Day of the Locust, The)

He's with his lover.   (Just Friends)

Come on, Carla. Talk to me.   (Murder at 1600)

GOD DAMN! You's a fat muthafucka. Look at you boy, you got lunch on the table and you still eating breakfast. Spread out, boy, look at ya! Man, if ass was nickels you'd be a goddamn millionare. You are a disgrace before God. You's a fat muthafucka. Oh, uh, good morning Mr. Gudge.   (Ladykillers, The)

Hail Mary, quite contrary.   (Our Man in Havana)

May I come in?   (Man Called Sarge, A)

Sir, this is a winery, not a bar.   (Sideways)

I wish I knew how to quite you!   (Brokeback Mountain)

I can't see things that are right in front of me, and I can see things that couldn't be there.   (Blink)

Hey! The doctor told me that Canine semen was pefrectly safe and actually prett.....Whoa you went clepto on my transcripts.   (Van Wilder)