Take it to the mattress.   (Godfather, The)

i caught you a delicious bass...   (Napoleon Dynamite)

I just wanted to tell, good luck, and we're all counting on you.   (Airplane!)

And this is what happens when you use the other guy's brake pads: You're drivin' along, you're drivin' along kid's are in the back seat screamin', "Daddy I gotta pee!" "Not now, damn it!". Uh oh, truck tire (brakes screeching). I can't stop! Oh there's cliff. (makes crashing noises). Oh we're burning alive! I can't feel my legs! In comes the meat wagon (makes siren noises). Ordely steps out and looks at the wreckage, "Oh my God." New guy's over the corner pukin' his guts out (wretching). All because you wanted to save a couple of pennies.   (Tommy Boy)

I assisted her in a miscarriage.   (Peyton Place)

Maybe if I had the luxury of getting my ass wipped, I could be calm right now, but I have been drinking tequila shots, my hormones are racing, I'm emotional, I'm horny, and I don't want to hear about no godd*mn peas. F*ck you, goodnight.   (Best Man, The)

Col. Childers: Stop this shit, before somebody gets hurt!   (Rules of Engagement)

Girls who feel like they are not going to be invited to dance always get on the debating team.   (Mary, Mary)

1. Hello, would you like to look loke this? Because for a limited tme only, Glamour Shots by Deb are 50% off. 2. Hey Summer wanna play me?   (Napoleon Dynamite)

You have nothing to fear. You're being robbed by the Dillinger gang. That's the best there is.   (Dillinger)

I'd like to say sorry to mikes mom, and my mom   (Blair Witch Project, The)

I told you I was in Chicago that night.   (Street With No Name, The)

Nobody races unless I say so. That's why I'm here. That's why they made me coach.   (Downhill Racer)

I'm going to go smoke some illegal drugs, engage in intercourse with a diease infested prostite, and take the lords name in vain.   (Just Friends)

Today's a training day, Officer Hoyt. Show you around, give you a taste of the business. I got 38 cases pending trial, 63 in active investigations, another 250 on the log I can't clear. I supervise five officers. That's five different personalities. Five sets of problems. You can be number six if you act now. But I ain't holding no hands, okay? I ain't baby-sitting. You got today and today only to show me who and what you're made of. You don't like narcotics, get the fuck out of my car. Go get you a nice pussy desk job, chasing bad checks or something, you hear me?!   (Training Day)

Jack   (Jack)

Jane: If you dont like them, just say so, we can return them. Jon: Alright, I dont like them. Jane: You'll get used to them.   (Mr. & Mrs. Smith)

Do you want to kiss my lucky egg?   (Cool Runnings)

MIKES WIFE: Mike played for 14 different clubs in 9 positions including goalie...   (Mike Bassett: England Manager)

We are not terrorists, you understand. We are patriots.   (Day of the Jackal, The)