What are you doing here, honey? You're not even old enough to know how bad life gets.   (Virgin Suicides)

Sorry Champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel...   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

1.What is the soup du jour? 2.It's the soup of the day. 3.Mmmm, that sounds good, I'll have that.   (Dumb & Dumber)

Bonnie was good in this movie   (Judicial Consent)

1. Really, letting eligible men see you in an outfit like that, haven't you got any pride? 2. Pride? Well I guess I'll have to look up the definition of the word again   (Gidget)

You know what they say: 'Home is where the money is.'   (Asphalt Jungle, The)

Young Mary: You may now kiss the bride. from now on, you'll take care of him, and he'll take care of you. he'll make you big baloney sandwiches and you'll buy him new socks, and a white briefcase. your the luckiest girl in the world Barbie, you're the luckiest girl in the world. Older Mary: You are the luckiest girl in the world. When i did Whitney Houston's wedding she was even more nervous than you are, and you look ten times better than she did! Bride: Really? No. this isn't gonna work. I'm FAT! and I'm gonna marry the wrong guy! Mary: Look at me, you are exquisite, you're timeless, you're the envy of your future sister-in-law Janice whom i overheard say at the last gown fitting Look at those thighs! I'd kill for Tracey's thighs!....but you have more than great thighs. You have the love of a man named Tom. A man who said to me when he walked into the dinner rehearsal said to me I cant believe she picked me. I cant believe I'm marrying the most wonderful woman i've ever met...and that not only tells me that this marriage of yours is gonna work, its gonna last FOREVER.   (Wedding Planner, The)

What a joke.Training man animal to mine.   (Battlefield Earth)

You never watched one of these on C-SPAN.   (Sum of All Fears, The)

I study traffic patterns.   (Mission Impossible 3)

You should be taking the train, Frank. Fort Smith is too long a ride.   (True Grit)

WOW-WEE WOW-WOW! You sure look swell Roxy!   (Eegah!)

Broken promises are the worst. Better not to promise anything.   (Fly Away Home)

--And I thought this man was a coward. --Coward, sir. From now on, every time I hear the name Plunkett, I'll stand to attention and salute.   (Fighting 69th, The)

[Mort is trying to write a story but the house keeper is vacumming noisily] Mort: [Looks at Chico] If you don't bite her, I'll kill her.   (Secret Window)

Dudley: [tauntingly] At least I'm not frightened of my pillow. 'Don't kill Cedric!' Who's Cedric? Your boyfriend?
Harry: Shut up.
Dudley: 'He's going to kill me, Mum!' Where is your Mum? Is she dead? Is she dead?!
[Dudley and his friends laugh]   (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

1.What have you got behind your back? 2.It's a surprise. 1.Is it a dirtbike?

I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so, just promise me you wont make fun of her!   (Mean Girls)

  (Texas Chain Saw Massacre, The)

The price is wrong, bitch!   (Happy Gilmore)