Quit staring at me.... eat your checkers!!   (Overboard)

Officer Balls, and Officer Cock   (Assault On Precinct 13)

You know how every girl's parents puts a pussy troll in them when the girls are young to keep them from having premarital sex? Well Myra's is named Pillowpants, and Myra says if I put my thing in her, Pillowpants will bite it off. So I gotta wait until Pillowpants is peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex. --And Myra told you this?-- Girlfriends and boyfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randall, you'd know that if you ever had a girlfriend.   (Clerks II)

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tune in tokyo   (Girls Just Want to Have Fun)

(last line of the film) There's been an incident in China   (Spy Game)

What's wrong with your ball?, so to speak.   (28 Days)

Don't mind Ms. Sweet Tooth, she's all sugared up.   (Pecker)

1) You like Billie Holiday? 2) I love him!   (Clueless)

1: Crack Gretchen and we crack the lock on Regina's whole dirty history. 2: Say Crack again. 1: Crack.   (Mean Girls)

Dude are you wearing a fucking dress?!?   (American Pie II)

Gotcha didn't I you little sucker?! Old double barrel here... blow your butts to kingdom come. See if we don't...   (Evil Dead II)

When will these people learn how to fly?!   (X2)

1/_What's that? 2/_It's my media-induced paranoid delusional nightmare   (Eight Legged Freaks)

WELCOME TO THE GARDEN STATE CRUISE.   (Black Dog)

Goddamn it! I believe in things. I believe in helping end the suffering.   (Little Drummer Girl, The)

Next time you come to my house to kill me, make sure I'm home first.   (Be Cool)

Don't they ever stop migrating?   (Birds, The)

We have to live without sympathy, don't we? Can't do that forever. One can't stay out-of-doors all the time. In from the cold.   (Spy Who Came In from the Cold, The)

By the late 90's, my wealth had finally caught up to my lies about my wealth, even surpassed my lies   (Lord of War)