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Wake up and smell the napalm.   (High Crimes)

I can't believe it! You fell for the oldest trick in the book!   (Spaceballs)

1) You're an asshole 2) I know 1) You really are an asshole 2) Thanks   (American Wedding)

#1: Warren! Open this door right now! (breaks into room) #2: I'm sorry...   (X-Men 3, The Last Stand)

You're already cheating. Everytime you say no to sex, you're cheating on yourself.   (Road Trip)

I am calm! I am VERY FUCKING CALM!!!   (Identity)

1/_Everytime you come near me, you embarrass and humiliate me... I mean, what do you want from me??! 2/_Sex   (My Favorite Year)

...Both deaths due to close encounters with stationary objects; office door for Mr. Cosgrove, '89 Porsche for Mr. Seagrave.   (Backdraft)

--You know what you're going to do? --No.   (Graduate, The)

How do you do, Mrs. Leach? I'm Harvey Manfredin Saint John. I'm with the CIA.   (Fish Called Wanda, A)

--The mayor's out there. Do you want me to pull rank on you? --When there's a fire, I outrank everybody here.   (Towering Inferno, The)

We don't become Geisha because we want to, we become Geisha because we have to!   (Memoirs of a Geisha)

As of this moment, I'd stack them up against any men in the Army.   (Dirty Dozen, The)

I am a bad man.   (Gone in 60 Seconds)

Oh Please, Ample Bosom? What, it's literary. Well in that case you forgot the heaving. In every book I've ever read, whenever there's an ample bosom there's always heaving. Do we have to talk about this right now? You introduced the bosoms, I'm simply asking if you'd like them to heave.   (Alex and Emma)

You will curse the day you did not do all that the Phantom asked of you.   (Phantom of the Opera, The)

You grabbed me right on the ass!   (Sweetest Thing, The)

Is the only way you can succeed is to see me fail?   (Gattaca)

Mary Ann and I left Wheaton together and went to Chicago.   (Body Heat)

Ooooh Navy Seals!!   (Clerks)