Gordie: Shut up! Vern, Chris, Teddy: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. Gordie: And then your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up. The Writer: [voiceover] Finding new and preferably disgusting ways to degrade a friend's mother was always held in high regard.   (Stand by Me)

And they was just lookin at me like I was stupid or crazy or somethin'. To think that you could beat Bobby Jones and Walter Hagen bein twelve strokes back, even though I told 'em all you had to do was pick up one stroke ev'ry four holes for the next fifty-four holes, right? Right. And who do you think was tellin me what a hopeless case you was the most? My own father who said, that he was a good friend a yours before you lost your mind in the war. He's right. You can't win? He was a good friend'a mine.   (Legend of Bagger Vance, The)

JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD   (Friends)

Last time you cut off your beard, I think you sold the house, and we moved to Kentucky for a year.   (Timeline)

We're looking for a body by now.   (Extreme Measures)

--Do you always see things? --Only when my eyes are open.   (Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man)

Do you think men don't hold enough cards, you have to take THIS away from us as well?   (Junior)

Klause: Who the hell is Kinsley Zissou?   (Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The)

Stu: So what're you saying, that I killed her? Randy: It certainly would improve your high school 'Q' Tatum: Stu was with me last night, k? Stu: Yeah, I was.. Randy: Before or after he sliced and diced!   (Scream)

Let's kiss and make up.   (Funny Face)

1: and your codename will be 2: [hopeful] Natasha? 1: no. Boris   (True Lies)

S: If there's any fighting, you fall down or run away. It's okay to leave them to die.   (Serenity)

#1- Give me my five dollars. If you get shot tonight, I'll disappear. Oh, I'll come back and bury you... and mumble something Christian over your grave. #2- Lightfoot, your kindness overwhelms me.   (Cahill: United States Marshal)

Andy: There's something wrong with her underpants... Cal: Yea, they're not in my fucking mouth   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

They're the ones!   (101 Dalmations)

there's only one creature capable of leaving a footprint that size. the abominable snowman.   (King Kong)

So in we marched. The bride, the groom, a bottel of champaing, and 16 children.   (Yours, Mine and Ours)

Around the campfire: Oh! Do beans cause that?   (Blazing Saddles)

A world of our own.   (Return to the Blue Lagoon)

Put on your Sunday-best, kids, we're going to Sears!   (Brady Bunch Movie, The)