Todd: What IS our Situation, DAD??!! Grandma: ...Your...a homo.   (Wedding Crashers)

1: You know who John Lennon was?
2: Yeah. He was the president before Lincoln.
1: John Lennon said, 'I'm an artist. Ya gimme a fucking tuba, I'll get ya something out of it.'
2: Well, I'll tell ya Mr. Costello, I'd like to squeeze some fucking money out of it.   (Departed, The)

--The service is great training ground for a young man. You ever think about joining up? --Not my style. --You know, you ought think about it. Learning discipline, that's very good.   (Jailbreakers)

1: If you're not with me... then you're my enemy! 2: Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must. 1: You will try.   (Star Wars: Episode III)

Sometimes I wish I had done more with my life than hanging out in front of places sellin' weed and shit. Like maybe be an animal doctor, I like seals and shit.   (Clerks II)

Look, whatever you do, when you get in front of that judge, don't smart off.   (Hunter, The)

Is that kid on the escalator again??   (Mallrats)

You know you're screwed   (28 Days)

badges
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You can never go home again, Oatman... but I guess you can shop there.   (Grosse Pointe Blank)

1) I'm not paying for your mistake! 2) I'm not just gonna eat it on this deal. 1) Why not? You've eaten everything else here, and you will eat it because I wanted cedar! 2) You may have WANTED cedar, but you didn't ASK for cedar. 1)The entire civilized world knows that all closets are made out of cedar! 2) In Elk Snout, we don't know about them closets! Nor bathrooms, neither! Shit, woman! You're lucky I am housebroke!   (Overboard)

The creepy thing about battle is you always feel alone.   (Big Red One, The)

Farts!!! Double Farts!!!   (Caddyshack)

Only the facts, ma'am.   (Dragnet)

Well, you could say it backwards, which would be dociousalliexpiisticfragicalirupus, but that would be going a bit too far, don't you think?   (Mary Poppins)

now im really gonna fuck your shit up!   (Girl Next Door, The)

Intelligence is not a privalegde. It's a girl and its to be used for the betterment of mankind.   (Spider-Man 2)

I've had a few glasses of wine and it tends to make me a little emotional but I just want to say that I care about each and every one of you here at this table.   (Sling Blade)

You're already cheating. Everytime you say no to sex, you're cheating on yourself.   (Road Trip)

First we're going to take an hour meditation break. Then we're going to climb that 1000-foot rock face over there with our bare hands and feet. I know you can do it, I have faith in you. But for now, observe the silence of the chi.   (Heavyweights)