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Now how the fuck threw that?   (Scary Movie 3)

Poooookie, I'm hoooorny!   (Victor/Victoria)

I didn't come here to tell you that I can't live without you. I can live without you...I just don't want to.   (Rumor Has It...)

Halley:I think i like you too much already to actually go out with you. Macon: What kind of logic is that? Halley: It's logical logic. The quickest way to ruin a relationship with someone is to actually try to have a relationship with them. Haven't you noticed when the opposite sex gets together, eventually someone ends up getting hurt?   (How to Deal)

Woman 1: He threatened to kill me in public. Woman 2: Why would he want to kill you in public? Man: I believe she meant he threatened, in public, to kill her. Woman 2: Oh.   (Clue)

1.Eighty fie cent. 2.What? 1.Eighty fie cent!Eighty fie cent!   (Falling Down)

The great philosopher Shoppenhower once said that we're all connected...me, you, my Uncle Harry, the fat kid from what's happening, Harry Potter if he exists, my cheek is your cheek, and my lips (are my lips)...   (Wedding Crashers)

1)Shep didn't tell us much, Jerry. 2)Well, okay, it's - 1)Except that you were gonna be here at 7:30. 2)Yah, well, that was a mix-up, then. 1)Yeah, you already said that. 2)Yah. But it's not a whole pay-in- advance deal. I give you a brand-new vehicle in advance and - 1)I'm not gonna debate you, Jerry. 2)Okay. 1)I'm not gonna sit here and debate. I will say this though: what Shep told us didn't make a whole lot of sense.   (Fargo)

I was 10 when the B29 came, our family lived underground for 3 days, when we came up the city was gone, then the heat brought rain... black rain,... you made the rain black, you shoved your values down our throats, we forgot who we were... you created Sato and thousands like him. I'm paying you back   (Black Rain)

My grammy never gave gits she was too busy getting raped by Cosaks   (Annie Hall)

You know i don't speak Spanish!   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

i may have to move fast   (Enforcer, The)

Everybody thinks bikers are just dangerous, greasy dopeheads.   (Masters of Menace)

It's not the machine. There's a mismatch on the personnel code numbers... Ah there we go! That's a B58/732 when it should be a T47/215... Tuttle... he should have ??31.06, debited against his account for electrical procedures, not Buttle.   (Brazil)

1/ And you still think we should give way to people like that? 2/ You make people like that!   (Juggernaut)

HK: You may even wanna try blinking once in awhile. *silence* HK: I'm sorry I had alot of sugar today.   (Blade: Trinity)

You can read about a hundred atrocities, hear about a thousand, but you only have to see one.   (Counterfeit Traitor, The)

I've got some Don King issues!   (Beauty Shop)

I have seen the future and it doesn't work.   (Zardoz)

Elvira (ringing the bell too interrupt a debate at the cosy cot) Listen, i hate to interrupt this little episode of the Waltons, but can I get a room?   (Elvira, Mistress of the Dark)